They sell beer there for a reason!

always thinking about Cedric's rant about never running at the airport, that it's a sign of poor judgment

the only cannabis cannabis agent I need is my old magic homie

You're actually getting at the heart of the problem — this language model ain't large enough for the both of us. Do you need some help getting saddled up and out of town, pardner?

I've been telling people you'd never get this from wire mother

RK Post Malone would be a great novelty display name if those were still in vogue

CYPHER: I know this steak doesn't exist... Ignorance is bliss...

NEO (BEEN TAKING SPANISH ON DUOLINGO FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS): carne asada...

This you?

Bumper sticker "Don't Blame Me. I Voted for Sharia Law"

MTG art creep: In 2020 there were 4 Sol Ring arts (original, commander, invention, and a magic con promo)

Today, there are 61!

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

doing the conservative "burn my nikes" thing but it's because the shoe company pivoted to doing data centers

Watching the orioles while drinking a beer outside would cure me

"Osama Bin Laden" spoonerizes to "Sin-Laden Obama," which probably would have gone huge on Fox News in 2009 if those guys knew what "laden" meant

guy who thinks jungle music was invented by carl jung

I've had enough of this dude

#StillWithHim

i’m a jew not a baby don’t jingle your car keys in my face and tell me it’s the holocaust

feet first for these guys

Objectively my best process video.

French House to whimsically vibe to

photo of the dish towel used as a white flag at Appomattox

On this day, 1865: the last Confederate flag, a white dish towel.

Citgo? I hope it does

mental gymnastics meme for the topic at hand

the moderator calling her Olivia like girl we are already sick of your shit lmao

they're joining HexCorp

so I cast spitting image and said "clone your general", as was the legend rule of the era

The ending of Burn After Reading came into my head this morning. Sums things up well.
(profanity warning, though nothing you haven't heard from Trump)

Mine can get there within an hour or two and yet,

Called my reps then went back to dissociating at the bad screen. Doctor's appointment this afternoon. Might grab takeout for dinner. Normal Tuesday