As a fellow Pokétrans, I love this!

"sex scenes don't advance the plot!" bluesky doesn't advance the plot of your life but mfs still stay scrolling for 12 hrs a day

Best Buy making it so difficult to shoplift from them is transphobic

EEEEEEEEEEEE thank you!!!!!!!!

if john lennon was still alive today he'd be a crazy style gooner no question

we don't say it here either tbf

May,,, im so sorry but like, ive been midwestern my whole life and even i know it isnt in this context 😭

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yeag pikachus obviously need topped, duh!

yearning for multiple queer people is so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear insisting you should be monogamous

On the one hand, it's so cool plz finish! otoh, even if you don't finish, it's still so cool as is!

i'm sorry but WHAT THE FUCJ YIKES 😬😬😬

Need a partner who'll fuck me and make me feel good about it when they do

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 jus a little

If enough trans people started getting real loud about how Eating Shit Is Bad For You, Actually and got the right people talking about it, we could probably kill off the majority of TERF Island within a year

The more I think about this, the more I come to the conclusion that an excellent starting point for all kinds of horror is that anything can be a parasite if you try hard enough

wjy tf is my dumb ass still laughing about this 12 hrs later my brain is broken

squarching and squelking

I'm literally the exact opposite lmaoooooo

>:)

CONGRATS!!! WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!

The only thing missing from this (otherwise correct) analysis–and it's an incredibly minor detail, all things considered–is that Trump will lose, but claim he won. The only question then is, will he claim he won by a believable margin or not?

You ever just be scrolling and all of a sudden gotta reverse and scroll back up so hard your scrolling finger gets whiplash?

bot-tan no

Fun fact: it is possible to recreate the experience of playing league of legends without using a computer simply by pouring salt, pepper and lemon juice down your urethra ✨🩷✨

I call them both the same thing. They're the garbage at home. At work I have to specify the garbage can, mainly because if I just call them the garbage, well that could refer to any aspect of my job (it's all trash)

I buy the big popcorn bucjet :)