Yet another #TheArchers and #EllisandJohn crossover. @bbc5live.bsky.social

It is! We are at Leckford (think Brookfield). #TheArchers

Happy Open Farm Sunday! #TheArchers

Can we still have Reputations though to complete the set?

Nigel Farage is a thing that is inherently awful about the British people.

Ffs Farage is trying to Biden Starmer (criticising him for reading notes etc) is there anything he does that isn’t Temu Trump?

RUN KIERAN #TheArchers

It’s not only the taking part from Israel. The blinking lyrics. #Eurovision

Is Crispin the Curate a ne’er do well? #TheArchers

That was quite fitting and nicely done. #TheArchers

Trump will claim this in 3…2….1…. #Pope

…later this week.

The BBC’s entire narrative today has been “Aren’t Reform brilliant, aren’t you rubbish” even when speaking about victories for other parties.

Well Greater Lincolnshire I can only send you the sentiments of your new mayor.

What is extra rude about this is that I’d already rescued them from the grip of your godson. Only for them to be consumed by the other human male.

a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a funny face and smiling . ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a funny face and smiling .

Just got home and all the crisps are gone.

Helen reminds me a bit of Trump because like him she tells you exactly who she is and yet who she is still surprises. #TheArchers

Well done Canada 🍁

And I think he’d be good for her too. Plus the potential drama of Kirsty realising she likes him…

Trump’s post has the same energy as my 3 year old telling the cats off for being near his toys.

There’s no need to be like that. Did you listen tonight?

I kind of want Rex and Helen to have a fling. #TheArchers

Reform voter on #5Live “I’m not right wing but here is a list of things I don’t like about immigrants.” (including their accents 🤦🏻‍♀️).

“Yeah I’m visiting Ambridge after hearing about your sewage leak on #TheArchers.”

I just teared up a bit seeing him in the flesh back on his bench here.

This is like listening to Nicky Campbell in the morning. #TheArchers

The BBC Press Office will be delighted tonight with #TheArchers

VE Day ✅
Inheritance Tax ✅

“I’d love to go and see a film with you. Something gripping and thrilling that will make us cry.” #TheArchers

Surely Jason Orange can help him out.

Fonzie scheme