got a great recipe for this

learn how to win a faceoff, dems

i might steal that

subscribe. i like to be topical

how dare you. us fans are just strengthening our resolve.
hold me and give me skittles

i forgot about that guy

i thought aliens were more rectally oriented

i use this bridge troll joke on my nieces when they want ruffles

asking the important questions

he's a scientist, ok? ok!?

can i get a quote from the penis?

because it has cucumbers on it?

hamburger helper. it's a skill issue

venison is dear, isn't it?

actual direct action would be creating secular socialist alternatives to the evangelical/salvation army charity monopoly, stuff like soup kitchens and homeless shelters, so struggling non-christian and queer americans have places of respite and socialists can build positive rep in the community

i have a brief anecdote about those wooden letters that people put above their kitchen counters. like, putting "drink" above the wine glasses. what am i, an idiot? i know what to do with a cabernet, cheryl.

a meatloaf that was salted too early and kept in the fridge for too long. reheated via chef mic. that thing is hammed to its limit

cornyns brisket

tragic

what do you think about all pink starbursts?

i've heard this word for word from a family member, so i believed it

don't overthink this. dude's a nutbag

mouth-breathing stupidity. you could say this to me in finnish, and i wouldn't have a hard time understanding or believing

short list

that 11yo was asking for it

no one likes a brian

jack p. completely teed up

definitely got a talking point

same. this, to me, is "the problem with boys." physically present fathers, but checked out emotionally.