condolences to his widow

2-panel SMBC comic update. In the first panel, Jesus, flanked by two disciples, says "and why do you look at the spekc that is in your brother's eye, but you do not notice the log that is in your own eye?" The seocnd panel shows the person he is talking to, a man with a log over his face. The man, replies, annoyed "because there's a fucking LOG in my eye."

He got cursed with it after that time Jesus yelled at a fig tree.

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why does the race of one of the astronauts matter at the end there

I remember Alf

secretary is misspelled

the sedan struck her all on its own?

in retrospect, Israel fully hitching its wagon to the party currently being overrun by groyper nazis and fucking with our elections because the other party politely asked them to rein in some of their most excessive war criming might not pay off for them

his very specific grievances were that he wanted to continue shitting into a buried cement mixer and that the insane amount of money he was paid for his property offended him somehow

we can’t all try to overthrow the local government for not allowing us to shit into a buried cement mixer

im imagining it so fucking hard right now dave

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

NY Times: President Trump appears to suggest that the demographic makeup of the Persian region will dramatically change

he has enough sins of his own to die for

they have weird tan lines

“We helped our customer finance this 1997 Chevy Tahoe with three wheels for $0 down, and $932 for 72 months”

IT SAYS UNIVERSAL IN THE SUBHED

given karp outright saying that he hopes to destroy the democratic party it’s weird that he’d be giving them money, or that they would accept it

oh so he’s STUPID stupid, got it

I feel like every veep in my lifetime has at least pretended to have a job

not if he gets rendered to The Hague

I wouldn’t say he earns it

just call it the Iranama Canal from now on

They’re calling it the Iranama Canal

“Who funds __________?” is a question that could be asked of any conservative media organization

A 2023 Kia K5 GT-line (the highest trim) was around $32k though.

I’m actually too afraid to google whether this is a real award show

what if we called them bluets

altman looks like the onceler

I know nothing about that district but the leading dem candidate in the runoff wasn’t far behind the leading r candidate and yeah yeah I know there were like 20 other republicans splitting the vote but that would scare the fuck out mike johnson if he wasn’t real dumb

it’s barron