Phew!

I want to see Oxford overtake Blackburn so we can have the first ever League One match between two former PL Winners. #football #notactuallynorwichthistime

I was all excited about promotion again until I was reminded that Hull's game is against Leicester tonight.

Okay, fine, you're allowed to draw that one but that's all. #ncfc

But when Duolingo sends me a personal message that really is from the owl, right?

Oh yeah, I'm not even following anyone other than footy news accounts there (except maybe a couple that I needed to message before we got DMs here). No idea what's going on besides that!

Wait, you're telling me when all my friends stress me in the exact same language because I'm leaving my turn late it's not actually them?!

I try not to talk about it but most of my football news comes from there. I do make a point of not posting or even liking stuff so as not to encourage them to stay though.

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GCs whole thing is that someone's gender is defined by their body rather than their brain, isn't it?

So why would someone assigned male at birth inherently be more of a danger to other bathroom users?

It's almost like they're not being entirely consistent.

Imagine being that invested in which bathroom someone on the other side of the planet is using though

Actually hysterically laughing at this. You get the feeling he's about to turn to Ed balls and said "I always did say he was a bit of a cunt, didn't I?"

It's now £11 and I am SO TEMPTED

Yeah, probably

Laughing about the fact that last night I discovered that Black Noir II in The Boys is played by the same actor that played Black Noir and my immediate reaction was "That can't be right, they're completely different!"

Lawyer expert here. Lawyers only lie when they're in extreme distress

I just want to see it go down to the final day, which I think is just about possible given all the results we're relying on would be home wins

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It was downhill from there I think. I gave up logging in except to point out stuff regarding the referendum and call out the stupid stuff relatives would say about it so my "facebook memories" these days are mainly this kind of nonsense

I checked this too.

*20 seconds* of Reform logo display.

*No other* party logo displayed.

In local election purdah.

This is not normal. At all.

My FB post saying that "For the record I do NOT think petrol prices are too high and would applaud any further increases to the point that people are actually encouraged to a)drive more efficiently, b) buy more efficient cars, c) share transport or d) use public transport, so stop inviting me to your silly protest groups. Thank you!"

Facebook telling me 16 years ago today I found out what absolute fuckwits I'm related to in the replies to this post.

I didn't see the Lee Anderson thing so can't comment on the comparison, but Hoyle *did* seem unnecessarily angry with Sultana.

Wait, was that really a secret?

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

Ungentlemanly conduct

Was Sultana already on a yellow card or was it a straight red?