Attempt very successful

Got some cabinetry bits to do
A package to pack up and go send out
Go to b&q and Aldi
Walk the dog
Make dinner.

I'm tired already.

Right. Time to peel myself off the sofa and tackle my to do list.

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Yum

I reckon we need to convene a council / gather around a cauldron and get cracking

Nooooooooooo x

Don't skip, post you in another country

Old people stop treating EVERYWHERE like your own private EVERYTHING.

I'm actually serious is that a thing we could do?

Pride events are designed to be inclusive, welcoming, and safe spaces for everyone.

Only one hour away, in the West Bank, people are being killed because they’re Palestinians.

You can’t pink-wash a genocide, Israel.

Well, that sounds like 3 to me!

Only had about five hours sleep last night.
My eyes feel scratchier than a badger's arse hole

Hot, apart from the espadrilles and socks

Well I thought you looked gorgeous in it so there

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Ugh. Up before 7 again?

Ray definitely paint this, is a gorgeous shot

I'm actually surprised there isn't an queer union. Feels like something we should have.

I made vegan Tom Yum for tea and it was *delicious*.
Also put tofu sheets in there and they were amazing.

Why the fuck has my weird neighbour across the street got a tractor outside his house?
Sir, this is an inner-suburb wtf are you doing with that.

It was probably one of the worst things I've ever had in my mouth

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I ate a whole pizza to myself last night with a load of nuggets. I never clear a whole pizza and my GOD I feel bloated as hell today

My cat is fine, he just decided to eat a shit load of grass this morning because he is a pretty little idiot.

I've now just had to clean up two doses of cat puke. If this is how my Monday is going to be I might just write it off.

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I do NOT deserved to be so assaulted before 9am on a Monday morning

This is always such a fun game

The fact my phone wants to autocorrect it to HURL is very apt.

My husband has just handed me a taste of his "matcha latte huel".
I did not know he HATED me so much. Vile. 🤮

I didn't even know all my grandparents 😅