heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times
Can someone remind me of the furry guy that's like an ankylosaurus obsessed with rustic hats who paints beautiful pre-Raphaelite monster duck women with gigundo dumptruck asses?
I think I only know who they are because of Steven Spielberg cinematic universe
now who is the April Fool
they take barons blood and give it to him. he likes it
kid rock and Newman??
The "espresso martini" brunette hair color trend feels rich, picture of a pretty lady (gracie abrams?) with such hair
Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair
ffs
crypt keeper gender what is it
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-...
women of the Italian curling team: please explain curling to me
Ok we did get some snow and I got to walk around in it and fall on my ass in front of other people so I had the quintessential winter experience. Now back to the horrors
It’s always some artist I’ve never heard of that is 22 and somehow has 900k follows and draws the most forgettable, sterile blorbo Disney-looking portraits ever and everyone is like “wow can’t believe they are a megahitler, loved their art”
people get mad about this but like what on earth man how many times do you need to get rug pulled by dems to realize they will always roll out a carpet to fascists. That’s their function. Controlled “opposition”
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-p...
A digital recreation of a panel of the comic Nancy by Olivia James. The titular character, Nancy, is riding a hoverboard-type scooter, holding a digital music player in one hand and a phone on a selfie stick in the other. She's wearing those 80s Venetian blind sunglasses. All the colors are weird inversions or variations from the actual panel colors. In a large speech balloon above her head Nancy is saying 'Maybe it will happen today'.
if I get a pen could I hear some examples
deadeyed dogshit-stinking skidmarks in his drawers-havin ass bitch
no way this Stephen Miller bitch goes in public
stop showing me stuff thats going to be in history books later. its basically a form of homework
Taking some time away from this website for the foreseeable future. Just received sad news that my dear friend and former lover, Dilbert, has passed away. I will always remember him for his fleshy hair and the way his tie flipped up. And also for having the thickest penis I've ever personally seen
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
medical furnace
this is the money face it happens only once every 5000 years (the money face) repost in the next 20 seconds or you will never have money again
14th century painting of St. Margaret of Antioch attacking a devil woman in a virid dress hitting a demon with a hammer
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys
the Brewery!! what an awesome shithole that was
I have Droops. I can barely move and I have no strength.