i’m driving a bmw with student driver stickers.
let me say that again…
i’m driving a bmw with student driver stickers.

we got weights in fish get the fuck out of here

alexa blow this guys house up

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what’s up

guys 67 is actually so funny.

guys 67 is actually so funny.

i stack big money
and there ain’t nothin funny
ABOUT IT SUCKA BOOM!!!

hearing through the grapevine that my name is being thrown around in the conclave to be the next pope.
i’m honored to even be in those conversations, and if given the chance, i can’t wait to turn this franchise around. let’s get to work 👏

ICs will be banned

hello i will be announcing my new apartment tournament!! it is starting in 20 minutes and it will count for top 10. entrance cap is one.
looking forward to this being on the ballot and playing some high level melee!
Love
C

the samus appearance was inspirational

plays chess once and all of a sudden he's streaming from a library alright bud

thank you sandedbagman

check stereolab instagram… it’s gonna be peak 🥹🥹🥹🥹

u see new stereolab album announced??

i got a haircut. it looks not good so maybe i will go bald. bald 19 year olds are in style. yes. anyways if anybody has a robinhood account hit my line mine got suspended for suspicious activity. i would like to short the dow jones with my financial aid money

just googled the dow jones guys. i’ve never looked at it before but i don’t like the look of things. will let yall know if anything happens . stay in touch 🤙

luka traded away. kyrie tore his ACL. wemby has blood clot., anthony davis tore his wee wee. the rockets are in houston. spencer dinwiddie.
texas basketball is at an all time low i will be moving on to #cricket

today i came to the difficult realization that i will never be a freestyle rapper. was battling some random on the quiet floor of the library and couldn't think of dope rhyme for bismack biyombo for like 30 seconds. lost the battle and the war. never wearing my supreme box logo tee again. 💔🚭

cause im a million different people from one day to the next

do u fw playboi carti

i went to sleep at 10pm last night and woke up in a cold sweat a couple hours later to five different people texting me luka got traded. i did not go back to sleep now i am in the baton rouge airport and i just saw dog the bounty hunter. someone wake me up from this cruel dream

hey guys i’m not a plumber so lmk if my sink should be doing this or not ty

lost to zains link on ranked but beat aklos

ts can not be that complicated unc 💔

a second plane has struck the kjh

hello i would like to start commentating so if any majors want to hire me please feel free to message me. i dont commentate locals or regionals because they are below me. my rate is comped flights/hotel + 4k for the weekend see you all at genesis

Happy New Years to my Bluesky Nation! It’s 2025 - like Nuketown 2025. Pretty cool…. lol.
Love
- C