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Posts by David Couch

Djibo the lion, looking absolutely fucking knackered

Djibo the lion, looking absolutely fucking knackered

RIP Djibo, obvs. But also saving this image for future rounds of "me reading your posts". That was one lion who was tired of your bullshit.

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The bit from Lord of the Rings where Bilbo looks at the ring going 'After all... why not? Why shouldn't I have it' but 'it' is replaced by 'All of the freelancing jobs' in capitals.

The bit from Lord of the Rings where Bilbo looks at the ring going 'After all... why not? Why shouldn't I have it' but 'it' is replaced by 'All of the freelancing jobs' in capitals.

Quick reminder that your boy here is a freelancer in copywriting, content and video editing. I rock at it too. If you're looking to hire someone, hire me. If you're not? Find someone who is and let me know (or just keep me in mind if you see something).
Thanks gang, love you x

2 months ago 12 6 0 0

A List of Complaints from 1926

🧵

2 months ago 433 220 8 32
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Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...

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Jason Roth @LucidJay
Replying to @Hipstercrite
Once Andre 3000 was on my ferry ride to Alcatraz and I said hi. My 6 y.o. autistic son came over and started talking his ear off about German Shepherds, his obsession at the time.
Andre talked to him about dogs for like 20 mins. We exchanged numbers. 4 years later I got this text
iMessage
Aug 30, 2017, 9:38 PM
Hi Jason. I was searching for a name and yours popped up. I remember our cool encounter on the boat.
Ha .
How's the kid ?
I'm living in nyc now .
So if you're ever here please reach out.

Jason Roth @LucidJay Replying to @Hipstercrite Once Andre 3000 was on my ferry ride to Alcatraz and I said hi. My 6 y.o. autistic son came over and started talking his ear off about German Shepherds, his obsession at the time. Andre talked to him about dogs for like 20 mins. We exchanged numbers. 4 years later I got this text iMessage Aug 30, 2017, 9:38 PM Hi Jason. I was searching for a name and yours popped up. I remember our cool encounter on the boat. Ha . How's the kid ? I'm living in nyc now . So if you're ever here please reach out.

This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.

2 months ago 5190 598 39 17

ikr? Literally the only reason to ever visit a KFC

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I used to work with a bloke who’d remove and discard them from his KFC before eating.

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Nigella Lawson replacing Prue Leith (who previously replaced Mary Berry) on the great British bake off is the Uk equivalent of Marisa Tomai playing Aunt May.

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basket of creme eggs with an advert reading WHITE EGG, SAME GOO

basket of creme eggs with an advert reading WHITE EGG, SAME GOO

Misread these creme eggs (3rd January too early for easter eggs btw) as saying "WHITE EGG - SAME GOD" and was momentarily stopped in my tracks.

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The scenery is amazing……. But that’s it

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'Somehow we ended up here,' an arrow pointing at the overlapping part of a venn diagram labeled 'apocalypse' and 'having to go to work'

'Somehow we ended up here,' an arrow pointing at the overlapping part of a venn diagram labeled 'apocalypse' and 'having to go to work'

1 year ago 366 108 2 7

Fuck!!!

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A fluffy white dog stands defiantly on a ‘no dogs’ sign at the park

A fluffy white dog stands defiantly on a ‘no dogs’ sign at the park

Macy has a similar attitude

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

Not in the least

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I just did a search for an 18th century portrait of my dog’s breed and found this

4 months ago 21 3 1 0
A photo of a boy with a home-made facehugger on his head.

A photo of a boy with a home-made facehugger on his head.

A photo of a boy with a home-made facehugger on his head.

A photo of a boy with a home-made facehugger on his head.

The boy(14) had made a paper-mache facehugger for halloween. Here it us partly primed, ready for painting. He's done such an amazing job.

5 months ago 2298 246 85 19
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This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

10 months ago 4169 1403 39 104
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There’s a video of him memorising and reciting the order of an entire deck of shuffled cards - and even if there’s a gimmick, it’s astonishing.

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This is how many entities I have in HA now. I’ve developed some kind of problem.

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I built a ludicrously over engineered ‘bindicator’ in home assistant* which I’ve got ongoing project threads to broadcast to a couple of funny little displays around the house.

* as a means of procrastinating rather than doing the bins.

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

Good to see you too. With everything going on over there *points in every direction in every dimension* I’ve fallen out with social media in general for a bit. Still lurking from time to time.

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

‘My “I didn’t take my trousers down” video is prompting a lot of questions answered in the video’ etc etc

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I think the YouTube algorithm is worried about the number of Japanese dance troupe videos I’ve been watching and is trying to re-masculine me

7 months ago 2 0 0 0

Saw someone in triple denim the other day

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I think my scam-vibe would end up being something to do with coupons

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

The Hexadecibrew Constant (16)
The exact number of coffees a Maker needs before understanding their own code written last week.
#yarrbooty #2024

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

WAHOO!!!

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Oh Makers, bold crew of solder and glue,
Plundering boredom with LEDs anew.
Pimoroni’s chests brim with treasure untold—
Pi hats and dreams more precious than gold.

Raise the flag, let chaos awake—
Yarr, booty awaits in what we make!

#YarrBooty #2024

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