I told a child that his hat was a nice hat. Said hat was for a wrestler i dont like. That was my good deed for the day.

Gonna comment on it here instead of twitter so nobody sees it; the fucking irony of seeing Danhausen getting his blimp but it's got an AI'd version of the logo I made for him on it is so rough.

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

Yes! I still have to get through Thursday AND Friday!

I know most people find Wednesday to be the slogan-- get over the hump of Wednesday and you're closer to the weekend! Thursday feels so much worse to me. Getting through Thursday is such a drag and way tougher than Wednesday.

Hes such a good boy and I want only the nicest things for him 😭😭😭😭

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @cypresstree.bsky.social 🎂🌟🎂🌟🎂🌟

*sobbing*

Something something Sami is fictional and KO is the only one who watches the product.

I am going to spend part of this week with a heinous cough. I already know it

Stop bringing your sick kids and grandkids to the library. Stop it.

😍😍😍😍

I got him back 🥰🥰🥰

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Can I please have him back now??

Trying to put a toe into another fandom and the disk horse makes me so uncomfortable. I just want to shake some people and remind them that a fictional show is fictional and sometimes you gotta suspend disbelief or also accept that quippy one liners are not realistic but make great tv

💯 Yes please!!!

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Her VOICE

WAIT THEY CAN DRESS UP THE ZAMBONIS WHY DONT ALL THE TEAMS DO THIS

Hi all, its your friendly neighborhood retired therapist here to remind you that the horrors persist and so do we!

Have you:
-had a glass of water or something liquid that is not caffeinated recently?
-used any calming or grounding techniques you like?
-eaten a food?

If not, do that now. 💜

Just woke up in a panic from a nightmare about a dystopia into our pre-dystopia reality. Yikes.

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Happy International Asexuality Day!

Asexual, often called “ace” for short, refers to a complete or partial lack of sexual attraction or lack of interest in sexual activity with others.

Sometimes you and one of your best friends text each other and it turns out you're both reading the pitt fanfiction by the light of a candle warming lamp.

No... but we could have these cursed Kenny shirts 🤣

Its absolutely wild how chronic illness works like that. Things just keep popping up. Its exhausting, man. I hope for the best for you 💜

Yikes! I feel like we could start a club. We can invite Kenny to join.

Same! Had 3 surgeries in 2008 bc colitis. I was amazed Kenny came back at all tbh. It does save your life but change everything. Did they tell you Gatorade is now a lifelong necessity, too?

Ok but this is funny as hell

Missing 35 inches. Finally, I beat Kenny at something.

Im so excited for this is need this energy in my day