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Weird.

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

Counterpoint...

for forty years has Ahab forsaken the peaceful land, for forty years to make war on the horrors of the deep!

Instead of sparkling water, he now spouts red blood.

Don't let them steal your wonder. Says Skeltor feeling extra fab.

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no nose, eyes, ears, or mouth; no face; he has none

I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules.

He's a nut.

Aaaa the French

That's not how records work.

Melville loved his fart jokes.

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Well the Catholics had a good couple of weeks but that’s done now.

The dead, blind wall butts all inquiring heads at last.

Dumbass.

Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

for forty years I have fed upon dry salted fare—fit emblem of the dry nourishment of my soil!

On life and death this old man walked.

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Hurrah! this is the way to sail now. Every keel a sunbeam!

veritable gospel cetology

But others are by no means so scrupulous.

Yeah, what of it?