Hear me out:

An American toku show where the hero has a muscle car and can henshin with a badass helmet that grants him powers that add to his advanced fighting skills.

Envision a cross between Knight Rider and Kamen Rider. I’m fancasting @bigbangmike.bsky.social.

Call it “Driver In Disguise”.

WHO’S COMING TO SEE MY CHAMP IN VEGAS BABAAAAY?!

😈😈😈 @9thlevelgames.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

Soooo pax was fun!… UNTIL IT WASNT🤬🤬 @9thlevelgames.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

Texas… more Texas, London, New Jersey, New York…. Tons of places coming up to see me but one place you can meet me AND greet me!!!! @bigeventny

@evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

Last stop on my tour of DC!!🥰🥰
@evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

aaawweeeee my babies tooked me out for @kurasushi_usa today!!!

@evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

To be the Face of Florida you must stare into the Eyes of Death! Head over to shop.wrestlingnerds.us and grab the new shirt of The WNRN All Florida Champion Azrael Row!

#WrestleSky

Spot of the year, close the polls now.

Our side has Kat Abu, our side wins.

The vibes in this venue are gonna FUCK.

You should pay for my texting service.

For only $100 a month, I’ll spam begging you to bother your local indies to book my champ to defend me.

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HUMANS of #WrestleSky! You don't need to invoke Manon to dress good! Head over to shop.wrestlingnerds.us and grab yourself the new "We Are The Nerds, Mister" shirt or the acid washed Sickos variant!

Boy oh boy, wait til they hear about AEW.

While I can't speak for @hangmanpage.bsky.social I have to imagine he would approve of your leaves which is plants.

Should I ripping off @weratedogs.com but for title belts? If I was a dog what would they rate me?

This is the WWE 24/7 Title. Always running. Never sleeping. Comedy gold until it wasn't. Retired in silence like a raccoon sneaking off with a sandwich. 7/10 for effort, 2/10 for dignity.

THEYDIES AND GENTLENERDS OF #WrestleSky...

#ANDNEW WNRN ALL FLORIDA CHAMPION
AZRAEL ROW!!!

We all know how certain residents of the White House treat furniture....

Cast yourself as a villain

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You mean the wildly unqualified alcoholic with all the white power tattoos?

HEY Wrestling Nerds! Get these hot new @wrestlingnerds.us shirts for your torsos, only at shop.wrestlingnerds.us!!

Be the sexiest Wrestling Nerd at your next function and maybe you'll bring home a fellow Wrestling Nerd to do whatever it is y'all do when you lock doors.

Does a sentient wrestling championship count?

This venue and stage setup for @allelitewrestling.com is banging tonight. MORE OF THIS. #WrestleSky

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So you're just posting actual photos now?

All the zords are definitely white.

Taylor Swift "Delicate"
Isn't it, isn't it, isn't it?
Isn't it DELI CAT?!

WNRN OG @jesselong.art joined our pals at @wrestlingmayhemshow.com last night and dropped a doozy during the first round of Mayhem Mania!!!

I have a cool job.