live your life so that trump doesn’t give you a glowing post* when you step down as CEO

*that also makes you look pathetic on multiple levels

no flu vaccines and raw milk for all, that’s how you build up a strong army!

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, and true warriors have immune systems of steel!

me, sitting outside and enjoying the cool breeze and lack of humidity when my phone buzzes with a fire weather alert

Conservatives think the state should protect them from the traumatizing experience of encountering people unlike them. For some reason this never came up in the heyday of “snowflake,” “trigger warning” or “safe space” discourse bsky.app/profile/kiss...

Signs that government might be paying too much money to what sorta sounds like a cult

don’t remember much of my dream except I was back in high school, super gothed up and I growled at a dude as I walked past him

kindergartners can very much be racist as fuck

other moms probably see the racist’s scowl and tell their kids to steer clear of her lol. and maybe her kid says racist, mean shit to the other kids because he’s been raised up with hatred. it’s not the language. so little verbal language is needed for play.

all things aside (they are horrible, xenophobic bigots who should get all they deserve), kids not making friends due to supposed language barrier is BULLSHIT. kids who speak different languages including ASL come together on the playground all the damn time and just have fun.

150 veterans with @vetsaboutface.bsky.social and other groups held a demonstration at the Capitol rotunda, facing arrest. Photo via ‪‪@anatosaurus.bsky.social‬

edsbscharitybowl.com 🦈

More people really need to understand what mission creep is and how the language of criminality will apply to literally everyone an authoritarian government deems fit.

pretty proud of my Mason Verger (Hannibal) impression

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

can’t even tell you how much i cannot wait for this ✨

Visuals Help Expose the Realities of Mass Incarceration to a Wider Audience A Brooklyn exhibition in collaboration with Mariame Kaba features paintings about prisons, incarceration, and abolition.

"One of the reasons that the system of mass incarceration endures is the immense barrier, both physical and mental, between the inside and the outside. There is very little information or awareness that flows between prison and the outside…1/2

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

what a time to be alive

new pet peeve is someone saying “I googled it” to prove their point (or explain why you’re wrong haha) and then sharing the AI summary for their search. it gets that shit wrong, that’s not evidence smh

if you weren't familiar with their game, the Strokes returned to playing New York City Cops in live sets less than a month after 9/11

free healthcare but your chart is live on polymarket

Happy 20th of April to all those who celebrate!!

A tree that appears taller than the rest of the tree line. It has a wide bottom, gets narrower up to the top, then appears to curve a bit. It looks like green leaves shaped like a witch’s hat, the tip of the hat folding down a bit.

witch hat tree!

discovery is gonna be funny as hell, i hope we get to see some videos of the fbi director blacked out singing karaoke

Undisputedly one of the best decisions of my life was to take a random afternoon off of research to go to the dog pound “just to see who might be there”.

Immigrants are taking your job they said while handing you your pink slip

Trans people are a threat to your children they said closing the child's bedroom door behind them

The left hates free inquiry they said as they chained the university gates closed

a dramatic recreation of my actual reaction upon reading this:

there’s this ad I get a lot about a silent generator and their main selling point is basically warning that your neighbors will lose it following a natural disaster and, I guess, attack you if they hear your gas generator. and it’s like wtf no. only assholes in mcmansions would believe this.