Yeah I do

I wouldn’t say it’s too tight but the colour is too pale for your skin tone I think.

Good morning I’ve got about 2938476289 jobs to do today & all i wanna do is sleep

SORRY I FORGOT YOU EXISTED

If you say AHpricot and not AYpricot… are you okay???

Thank FUCK. I love you, you deserve the world.

Heading out for blood tests. Anyone wanna wager on how many vitamin deficiencies I’ll have this time??

Good morning angels xox

I hate when you go to put an emoji and it sends it as a fkin 6 foot high photo

Rimmel stay matte in blue iris with Revolution Royal over the top & this is the black lip liner I use ☺️

I mean these ones I only got on Saturday but me too! They say tattoos take longer than you realise to “heal” cos they penetrate so deep so it’s probably deeper tissue that’s reacting

I really need to hang my mirror back on the wall so I can show you all how cute my outfits are cos I have nowhere good to take pics rn.

Finally get rid of the rash and now my tattoo is in the itchy stage 😂 why am I like this

Me too 😭😭 I want to love it but it’s just so… clunky

I can send you photos but I 8”*think* it’s a navy rimmel stay matte liquid lipstick and then I put a purple revolution one over the top & black lip liner. Lmk if you’d like a photo of the products & I can oblige!

Idk if you follow me back yet 😂

Y’all get a different picture of my makeup than threads cos you’re special

Mission was not successful 😪

I just lied and told my son it’s 3am because I’m tired and want to go back to sleep.

I hope it works 😂

IS THERE NO EDIT FUNCTION????

Puft* ffs autocorrect

Yeah but I’m the stay puffed marshmallow man

Washing down my fist full of prescription meds with a white monster wbu

YOU BETTER BOO!

The heart button is on the wrong side and I hate it

Can you tell my family love WOTW?

Do I have to think up twice as much nonsense now or can I just copy and paste????

Intro:

I’m Sara, I’m 33 and I have a 3 year old son.

I’m a practicing witch in the borough of Pendle.

I love animals sm it hurts.

My main hobbies are building Lego, mini crafts & reading smut.

I 💜 anything to do with, Horror, Star Wars, LoTR, HP, & Tattoos

Natural shape lol

You just came to see my weiner