Maybe the real Trump phone was the friends we made along the way

I’ve been using StudioTax since forever. The user interface is a bit dated, but you can download and try it out for free. You only need to pay when you submit or print your return.

I have an Ouija board you can borrow if you need it. It works well for connecting with ghost

I can think of no greater indictment of the state of the world than the fact that a Bluesky luminary such as yourself cannot afford YouTube Premium.

Scientist: Otters are actually just wet dogs Kingston, ON - A senior researcher at Queen’s University claimed this week that otters don’t exist and are actually just wet dogs.

Scientist: Otters are actually just wet dogs

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

Patriotic Canadians resigned to consuming Pizza Pizza BARRIE – In the face of the Trump administration’s trade war, everyday Canadians have been taking drastic measures to support the Canadian economy – such as purchasing and pretending to genuinely enjo...

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Not a fashionable New York City journalist in a 90s television series?

Leading-Arm-6344's comment on "Lochside/Galloping goose closed "until further notice" by CRD to asses a retaining wall" Explore this conversation and more from the VictoriaBC community

Apparently people are just pushing the fence and signs aside. www.reddit.com/r/VictoriaBC...

Nation's dads announce plan to see you next year OTTAWA — Pausing briefly during the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne, Canada’s dads reaffirmed their commitment to see the various people in their lives next year while loudly snickering to themselves.

Nation’s dads announce plan to see you next year

Which is less disgusting: being pooped on by a bird, or drooling toothpaste on the front of your shirt?

Please hurry; my interview starts in five minutes.

Canadians, sign this petition to stop the use of the Notwithstanding clause against trans Canadians.

This is about provinces denying human rights, because trans rights are human rights.

SIGN.

I got my arm caught in a mail sorting machine and it's sending me

What a coincidence, we have our staff Christmas party this evening and I was planning on getting professionally incapacitated too.

A photo of the power cord for an electric stove. Something has chewed through the outer sheath as well as the insulation around the individual conductors in multiple locations, exposing the bare copper conductors.

Well done! Wanna see the scary thing I found when I pulled back the stove in a house I rented years ago?

Photos last year from Juno, Auschwitz, Hiroshima, Vietnam, Cambodia, and Bosnia.

Remembering, mourning, and hoping this century does not fall victim to the same needless horrors as the last one.

That’s the thing, though: you don’t get to vote for a party, or a prime minister. You get to vote for the person who will represent your electoral district in parliament, and that’s it.

If more people voted for the person rather than the party, we would have a better government.

That chip appears to be affected by the F100F bug.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Dude, you need to set up a camera and monetize those startled reactions.

They couldn’t make it work until Microsoft added Agent Mode to Excel.

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They call it "flour" because "powdered doughnuts" was already taken

A screenshot from the episode of Teen Girl Squad on homestarrunner.com where they go shopping at the mall and order pan-Asian cuisine and The Ugly One gets MSG'd

What I hear in my head every time I open an email saved to a file from Microsoft Outlook #homestarrunner

Wingaty bingaty,
Rotating Sandwiches!
Watch Lauren’s lunch spin right
Before your eyes.

While I’m enjoying the
Circumcharcuterie,
Finding your Bluesky has
Been the real prize.

Like, you’re asking to speak to god’s manager?

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I’m pretty sure I had a 4x4 rage room tailgating me on the highway yesterday.

A screenshot of the Winnuke V95 app. On the left, an image of an orange mushroom cloud with a skull superimposed on each corner. In the middle, the text “(c)1997 BurntBogus of the Den. Greets to Hound Dog” and a “Nuke ME 95” button. On the right, fields for “Nuke IP address” and “Nuke with message”.

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