Sun Tzu never said anything about vaccines, dipwads

Lower48 Standings Alabama Alabama 6718.16 Arkansas Arkansas 892.77 Arizona Arizona State 14736.3 California Stanford 28912.58 Colorado Naropa University 3695.64 Connecticut Connecticut (UConn) 1641.58 District of Columbia Georgetown 535.21 Delaware Delaware 353.38 Florida Florida 26926.12 Georgia Georgia 14059.96 Hawaii Hawai'i 1625.84 Iowa Iowa 2565.18 Idaho Boise State 484.22 Illinois Illinois 4099.55 Indiana Indiana 12287.93 Kansas Kansas State 1527.28 Kentucky Kentucky 812.07 Louisiana Louisiana Monroe 2212.09 Massachusetts Boston College 2090.81 Maryland Maryland 2349.45 Maine Protect Trans Kids University 85642.23 Michigan Michigan 66687.48 Minnesota Minnesota 3123.79 Missouri Missouri (Mizzou) 1448.04 Mississippi Mississippi (Ole Miss) 595.42 North Carolina North Carolina (UNC) 3602.12 North Dakota North Dakota State 535.01 Nebraska Nebraska 2249.9 New Jersey Rutgers 525.79 New Mexico New Mexico 141.85 Nevada Nevada 615.95 New York Buffalo 1491.49 Ohio Ohio State 10395.4 Oklahoma Oklahoma 3831.64 Oregon Oregon 1667.04 Pennsylvania Penn State 41800.69 South Carolina Clemson 1247.25 Tennessee Tennessee 4705.48 Texas Texas A&M 6698.96 Utah Utah 1918.8 Virginia Washington & Lee 22256.64 Washington Washington 3403.23 Wisconsin Wisconsin 6872.29 West Virginia West Virginia 518.51 Wyoming Make Spencer Eat Cheese University 393.68 Ireland Ireland Rugby 284.55

Insets of NE and DMV

Alaska standalone

Hawaii standalone

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

Charity Bowl State Champs as of 04/21/26 at 08:29:11

It’s a banana Michael, what could it cost, $394,714?

GOOD MORNING.

The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is now live.

#CharitibundiBowl

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Utah fans, take $1000 from your annual athletic donation and give it here. It will do *actual* good, and plus, Utah football has a private equity deal and @newap-georgia.bsky.social does not.

This year do the thing that helps people.

The best time of the year is when we get to load the #charitibundibowl money cannon and shoot it at our new friends.

$177.88 in honor of Whitt’s record at Utah. Go off at Michigan, king.

$1000 + fees to get the numbers up.

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

The very best airport lounge is significantly worse than showing up on time for your direct flight

All they need to see is the cold open to E1S1

You, corporate: “I need to spend the day or night before my first day back from PTO getting caught up.”

Me, joining the zoom on Monday looking like I fell off of a traveling circus bandwagon and crawled to work out of a ditch: “alright fuckers what’s up today probably some bullshit”

Next best work-thing to PTO is the PTO reset.

Step 1: Mark all email as read
Step 2: Mark all slack messages as read
Step 3: Close all chrome tabs

If those things are indeed important they’ll resurface.

People love to act like everywhere other than America is a Japanese train station.

I did some dumb stuff 20 years ago. I grew and matured. With a sincere apology, I don’t really see the need to hold anything against Blouin. He is simply a better candidate than McAdams, who will protect the status quo and be a Republican-lite.

had to talk her off the ledge that no actually this isn’t like defending “grab them by the pussy”

Put your faith in god and not nothing. Put your faith in institutions and not god. Put your faith in people and not institutions. Put your faith in ideas and not people. Put your faith in nothing and not ideas.

My wife was only recently politicized (it’s crazy watching somebody become radicalized in real time) and she’s a big Blouin fan and she’s a proud Democrat. Past two days have been like watching her peel the scales of innocence from her eyes.

Warner Bros is acquiring LIV Golf and rebranding it LIV Max.

The prophesy always said it would be a buckeye

Utah fans, this is our year to break $10K. We can do this!

Masters dinner and fourth meal

Fine I’ll do it!

I’m not apologizing to George Lucas. I’m pretty sure he gave them the idea.

DC Metro sign for the “Pentagon City” station.

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

This is why they won’t let you take an old mattress to the dump.

The person whose job it is to make the bathrooms at the Houston airport smell like piss is killing it

Valid responses to your arrogant wrongness.

Masterpiece

Adults say shit they don’t understand all the time. At least kids say interesting things.

Part of what makes breaking bad so brilliant is that you don’t feel this episode to episode until you zoom out or suddenly find yourself in season 3 or later.

I’m sorry, I’m supposed to not equip my automatic +3 night vision and +5 butt smelling?