Sounds like an episode of Button Moon.

I just did a Lando Norris Monster piss. Dayglow yellow 🟡

Fun Fact: If the observable universe were the size of a lightbulb, the entire universe might be larger than the entire Earth.

🤔

Well we know what's going to happen to that in three years time...

1/ Pressed for details on his energy rhetoric by @kieranandrews.bsky.social, John Swinney has nothing but glib soundbites. Does he know how to calculate the impact of the gas price on the price of electricity? It’s not difficult…

I have to confess I haven't seen this myself. Shows how much attention I pay to celebrities.

Isn't Osman quite good?

Max does

His favourite celebrities.

Nothing. You don't *need* to know anything.

Attack a country
Blame everyone else
Make money from the unstable oil price

You're not supposed to spread it on your bell end.

Humble brag

Missed the F1, can anyone explain what happened to George Russell? How did Kimi win by such a margin?

London can have that twat that shouted "Stop Brexit".

Caspian Sea is shrinking

Parklife

Barren? Barren Trump?

It would be a fess if it alerted you mid-wank.

Only about 10% of people get it right.

He was on buzzcovks? I need to watch that episode. I've never listened to the band either.

In the middle of a song 😂

It's "Savile". One L not two. Yes, ends in "vile" so easy to remember.

Are you calling me a "fud", pal?

I don't like the thought of talking a paper book into the toilet.

The problem with paper straws is they are coated in "forever chemicals" to make them more water resistant. And these chemicals build up inside you.

Schindler's elevator

Bleach and dye it grey. Easy.