Worst they can say is no right?

This broken ass fucking country I stg

Abolish HOAs into the absolute netherworld

GM friday M gang

Lmaooo Happy Racist Shitbag Surrender Day gang

Happy Easter my Christian friends…even if it is a lot different than I remember apparently

It’s an axiom I strongly believe in that you let those closest to you know how much you love them every chance you can because you never know.

Got the phone call in the middle of the night I’ve dreaded for years. Lost my mother last night.

Hug them. Tell them. You never, EVER know

Hate to say it…..yeah

trans rights are human rights

The most Mets things I have ever seen lmfao

The absolute most annoying person you know is gonna have a banner fucking day but at least one more maga dipshit is gone

St. Joseph’s Day aka Italian Participation Trophy Day

Afroman for President

Fuck. Yes.

RIP John Bolton. The US finally started bombing Iran and he just cumbed to death from it

hey as someone who had the financial crisis of 2008 Eternal Sunshined out of my brain, is this good?

Oh we’re FUCKED fucked…

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Can yall imagine if Italy was actually real. Lmao oh man

Gen X who fucking hurt you this bad?

Fully acknowledge that it’s unlikely anything significant came of this but it is to say we all know that while not AS momentous as the big wet orange one’s day, when IT happens to this demon it’s gonna slap HARD

Babe wake up my sleep paralysis demon’s is doing bad air brushing and babbling about Europe

It’s wild to me how other countries are just out here arresting their pedophiles instead of letting them continue to make extremely stupid sweeping world economic decisions

Lmao knowing Dunkin you’re no doubt dead on

Drinking a bucket of coffee shitting my brains out and fighting a bear. Maybe in tha order maybe simultaneously. For MAHA.

Today could be an absolute all timer

Tf are we doing anymore? Seriously.

It’s like they just put an exercise bike in a sauna and told them, “idfk just go in there and do some stuff”

It’s so wild to me that every single dumbass propaganda or virtue signaling hit they do is tantamount to what we were warned about as kids as to reasons to stay off drugs

Indeed. Too few if we’re being honest but I’ll take it