—!

( Rubbing the drool off her mouth. Shit. )

H. Hello, Counselor Morgan.

🤤

it's morgan monday. i made mapo tofu recently... #otdevil

( Hunched over at her desk playing this universe's version of the new Tomodachi life. Yes there's a Morgan Mii. And a her mii. Oh, but Serra's there too, at least.

She keeps nudging her and Morgan's mii's together. Out of curiosity. )

Makes you think about who blocked someone for this…

Sweetie, I know a core tenet of evidence code and you do not. Your stupidity speaks volumes for you regardless of which Ivy league school you purport to have received a juris doctorate. Your pathetic attempts at belittling me have as much strength as your grasp on reality

joker.

it is so hard to be a fan of a peak ass niche game. sigh. although thats also just jill but still

joker.

i posted the stupid fish image on xitter and NO ONE recognized it its so sad out there

- and the top comment
before it got deleted
was a picture of a fish with boots
and the caption was
"battering me and frying me in oil for 4 minutes on each side"

- It's not that impenetrable
It's a very basic non-sequitur

- hows this for non sequitur
go ask someone else

Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps

joker.

and with a banger too

this is a good one

Kill yourself.

your so right jeremiahchronister

There’s time to celebrate both, Counselor Morgan. Come on.

joker.

shes so funny sometimes about the articles. i should play otd again

joker.

do you think morgan has to go on tumblr or 4chan for cases sometimes and gets infuriated at the idiocracy in there

joker.

oh. yeah that’ll do it alright

joker.

everyone around me likes homestuck but me… scary

joker.

also am i supposed to know what 4/13 is.

Aw. That’s sweet. We should celebrate!

( Giving that one cute smile but it looks really sarcastic. )

“Morgan Monday”?

joker.

we need to press 1 to rewind!!!

joker.

dude. we are So Screwed.

joker.

yeah that’s what i planned on i just dont know what else to ask…

joker.

more like five business weeks emmmmmm shit

joker.

give me five business days i need to think so hard

joker.

yeah i was struggling to figure out what to say too ummmm do you want a reroll