woah! science girly. what do u hope to do next?

oh shit that sucks im sry!!! was that the bakery job? bc on the bright side at least u can sleep in now. hope u can find something soon

im good! im starting a new job soon (still in retail but it pays more) hows u??

a cartoon character named kirby is standing in front of a cloud ALT: a cartoon character named kirby is standing in front of a cloud

haiiiiii

oh wow i haven't even changed my pfp here lol it's still princess styla

every time i open this app im like "oh this is where all my cool twitter mutuals went" but then also see shit like this. this app sucks so bad

what is going on with walmart ads

it honestly does look yummers

is it literally just shallots???

RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

NO I AM NOT KIDDING

(1/69)

i shaved my face after a week and suddenly i don't feel like dying, wow.

oh the amazing things the human mind creates

*queer people cheering in the distance*

Very specific impression

Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇

taking time off of work to hook up, call her a PTho

malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough

closing all the programs that auto open when i turn on my computer feel like whack a mole

Sen. Romney links TikTok ban to pro-Palestinian content Critics say his remarks belie the "national security" motive and expose free speech suppression.

Reminder that Mitt Romney explicitly said the rationale behind the tiktok ban was pro Palestinian content. The renewed push last year was explicitly to help Israel conduct a genocide without scrutiny on social media.

Imperial boomerang in action.

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🤌🤌🤌

hiii

depressive episodes suck :/

The Death of Net Neutrality Is a Bad Omen While Americans might not mourn the loss of net neutrality, an appeals court’s ruling sets a troubling precedent for consumer protections in every industry.

While Americans might not mourn the loss of net neutrality, an appeals court’s ruling sets a troubling precedent for consumer protections in every industry.

Remeber, tomorrow is New Year’s EVE not New Year’s STEVE

"are you mad at me" asks flug with a sad face, in the distance is a more humanoid flug with sopping sad crying anime eyes

why are so many people (probably bots) following me ??