But could you also come up with an unnecessary AI component?

THIS

me: "You're in a K-hole!"

husband: "No I'm not. I'm getting a snack!"

me: "No. This muscle-bear on the TV!"

Third leg day is 12/10. Would lick screen again.

I said "Why won't this franchise DIE?" after seeing yet more merch at the grocery. Lady across the aisle looked down her nose at me.

I should've dumped something expensive in her cart.

I <3 arm day

I mean, you're not wrong...

You staying close to the West Side?

Happy freakin' Monday! I'm only 226 emails behind at work since I was off last week. This is gonna take a minute.

Exhausting, but I got SO MUCH DONE! Hope yours was good!

8 cans of paint! 4 gallons of ceiling paint, 2 gallons of "butter cookie" and 2 gallons of "sharkskin." Painting took a while, but honestly taping and caulking took longer.

This is what I've been doing the past week. I'm EXHAUSTED!

OMG congrats, Boo!

In every relationship there are two types of people. The first one suffers from OCD, and the second one doesn't recognize when do something that makes the first one's brain go BSOD.

Can someone bring me a Dairy Queen dessert. Or even a McDonald's sundae will do, and they're trash.

Delicious, but trash.

Only in my household you'll hear "Who IS this noisy little bitch?" and then immediately open the FlightRadar24 app to identify which offending aircraft is buzzing the house.

(It was a CRJ700)

If I ever mention the need to paint something and suggest that I'm willing to do it, someone needs to pick up a brick and hit me over the head repeatedly until such nonsense is dribbling out of my nose.

A container of caulk, slowly leaking onto a towel.

It's #FCF - have some leaky caulk.

One of the reasons I get up every Friday morning. Up being the operative word, of course. 😍

Wow - I remember watching it as it aired back in the 1990s, and it was amazing then. I need to rewatch!

They're lesbians, Howard

I'm nothing if not horny. I mean explanatory. :)

It's coming in spits & spurts

My lumbego!

I kinda love it. I'm just afraid that I'll point at someone and laugh at them in public.

They're giving my profession a bad name!

I'm afraid my husband and I are turning into Statler & Waldorf with as much as we heckle whatever's on the TV.

Why am I imagining licking Eric Adjepong?

100%. Fuck that dude, and the half a dozen Food Network shows he has. #NotAFan