Everyone wants to see Wheeler Yuta's new haircut. #AEW

Bruh, I don't even know where to f'n begin with you...

He should have ended that post with "Oh, wait..."

"I'M GAVIN NEWSOME AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE." 😂

The money don't know where it comes from.

Ricochet: "You ain't gonna do nothing!"

Jack Perry: *Does something*

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#AEW: Jungle Jack Perry vs Anthony Bowens

Me:

It's not as high profile, though.

Do I have to explain the difference between boys and girls to you now? 🙄

Kissing a leopard's ass will only put you close enough for it to eat your face more conveniently.

Many of them are running the government.

Try getting them.

Normally I would, but I only have 2 fucks left and they're gonna have to last me another week.

And if Kyle Fletcher jumps ship, there's a chance that he might take Mark Davis with him.

LMAO "Ms. Teen Venezuela" 🤣

They keep doing this and they keep getting rejected by the courts. It's very, VERY difficult to patent certain concepts. And the more general those concepts are, the harder it gets.

Nah, I don't have any issue with a guy wanting a bigger paycheck and a bit more attention.

But the fed doesn't know how to build stars. They just kinda put a bunch of clowns on the screen and hope a star happens.

But Hobbs is already a star. They just gotta get out of his way and let him be one. 😂

He always was a core part of the show.

But sometimes, tumors can push the vital organs out of their proper positions, and the only answer is to remove the cancer.

I would actually watch that. 😂

I'm not going to watch him, but I hope the fed does something good for him, story-wise. He can be terrifying when he wants to be and deserves some attention.

Wow, that's really good for lowish poly!

I grew up in a video arcade, so I know the struggle well. 😜

If this whole thing was a movie, it would sweep every award show in the comedy categories.

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We attacked Venezuela over Fentanyl when virtually ALL Fentanyl comes from Mexico.

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I have lived in America for 53 years and I still don't understand American Football. In fact, ANY time someone says "football," this is what first comes to my mind:

The crisis is the reason for the crisis. I don't know how many times I need to say this, but chaos isn't a side effect. It's the GOAL.

They want Trump to become the biggest problem he can become so, when they finally remove him, we'll hail them as heroes for putting out the fire THEY started.

"And I have money!"

You DID. 😂

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Some quick translations:

"...a large..." = "about a dozen"

"...and growing..." = "there were 10 last week"

"We will see articles of impeachment introduced..." = "We're impeaching Tim Walz because Dems like him and we're mad that you're going to impeach Trump"

Hope that helps!

Impeaching Trump impeaches all his unelected lackeys.

As long as they're not serial killers, Nazis or doing bad things to kids, I don't see as I have reason to care.

Everyone's a freak to someone else. 🤷‍♀️