😅 Good luck with that!

Cool! Thoroughly intrigued! 🧐

Were you trying to find out if your kitchen had any right angles? I’ve fitted dozens of kitchens and maybe one was in a ‘square’ room! 😅

How much more evidence do we need? The ultra-rich and the governments supporting them will destroy everything for the sake of profit, power and pride. Nothing is precious to them - not human life, not the living world - except their own wealth and status. Our survival depends on resisting them.

*Bike ride✔️
*Nap✔️
*Cook roast

Things are going well, now time to spin some tunes and get cooking!

*Bike ride
*Nap
*Cook roast

Is my plan, not sure if it’ll mesh well with the wife’s…

That’s very cool, I’ve also not heard of a balafon before.

a man wearing a red and black jacket is dancing in a room . Alt: Omar Little, from ‘The Wire’ wearing a red and black jacket, putting on a white tie for his day in court.

Omar Little

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you

Hi, I’m a McDonald’s gherkin lodged in the throat of a drunken youth at 3am, still whole after consumption some 6 hours earlier.

They are cunts, but the country isn’t shit. They like to talk it down to give the racists reasons to hate. But in reality the country is fine, not perfect, we have a way to go on inequality for instance, but that’s been the case for 100’s of years. #taxtherich

Offensive on so many levels! But this is a good news story, and proves immigration is a good thing. We benefit from the Polish coming here, working hard and paying taxes. They send money home. Poland’s economy and quality of life is raised. Poles return home. Everybody wins. The bigots stay angry.

What are you having done? Anything exciting?

Are you sure they’re real builders?! Did they say yes to a cup of tea at least?

Movie you’ve watched more than six times. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR or Marvel

Great album, “Castles made of sand” is a masterpiece.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

- Primal scream, Leicester 1994
- Wu-Tang Clan, Hammersmith Apollo 2004
- Neil Young,
Hyde park 2009
- Stevie Wonder, Hyde Park 2010
- The Stone Roses, Wembley 2017

Great tune!

“Not a nine-to-five lemon, looking for the lime”

Played thousands of hours of C&C over the years, but generals never worked on my PC back in the day. I was so gutted. Should I be giving it another chance?

I’m 49 and play 5 of those 6! Should I be downloading Fable??

I got a gaming PC past Johnson in accounts (my wife), on the premise of my son wanting one and it’d be good for his homework etc. in reality, my son and I just play Minecraft on it.

After my son(11) described my wife as negative and quite angry, much to her chagrin, I tried to rescue the situation…

Me: Have you got anything nice to say about your mum?

Son: I love her very much, she helps me when I have nightmares and….she’s very gaslightable. 🙄

Yeah I’ll go with that too.

😔 gutted.

Tax is a good thing. We just need ‘everyone’ to pay their fair share of it.

It freaked me out to be fair! And the last 2 seconds were 😙👌🏼

Zack Polanski, "Zohran Mamdani's win means that hope has triumphed"

"He connected with lives or ordinary people, mobilised young people. It wasn't just about social media, it was about his relentless focus on inequality"

English Literature didn’t teach me how cool reading is, in fact I think it actively dissuaded me from it.