I’m completely shadow band on this app though I literally just post for myself. Nobody sees my shit. At least they don’t like it. Maybe there’s just a whole bunch of haters. I don’t know.
But oh well, I’m blessed by the universe not people so next
Posts by Onyx Black
Sleeping is the new partying. Y’all getting drunk and doing drugs while I’m getting rest we are not the same.
Bikini barista tanlines coffee city of commerce. Come get coffee
Self-defense classes, South Central LA tap in. They were only a dollar or more if you want to get back.
Hi anybody wanna hire a stripper or Burlesque dancer?
Being a truth, teller is some of the craziest crap. People hate you and blame you but once you move out the way, the community is still crashing and burning and it still don’t have shit to do with you.
I definitely understand taking gigs to survive capitalism but the alternative is leaning on community so congratulations on being self-sufficient because some people don’t
I feel like at a certain point if all you do is get drunk and party with your friends and you’re over 35 you need to reevaluate your life. And some of y’all wonder why some of us don’t ever wanna hang out because we like to create and do shit with our friends, not just waste away
Y’all be thinking that friends or people you hang out with and get drunk and do drugs with not realizing that those people are nothing but time waster. That is all.
Hi anybody wanna hire a stripper or Burlesque dancer?
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Uncomfortable truths. And evolved information that people aren’t ready to hear yet.
somebody told me last night that they didn’t know that they should wear a costume!!
They literally said they did not know it was gonna be a costume party !!
They better be glad they were being a good trick and tipping me because my Virgo sarcasm was literally itching to say something smart ass
Hi
Black culture is the only culture that y’all use as part of your culture without acknowledgment.
And actually, you use it with a sense of arrogance like it’s yours !
I come from people who get involved when other people do fuck shit. Y’all come from people who just wanna be friends with everybody want to take the middle road and never get involved because they’re too scared of not being liked. We are not the fucking same.
Make my day
So the government has been the enemy ever since white invaders stole the land and kidnapped. My people got it so pretty much the government has always been the enemy. I just think y’all are only figuring this out because it’s finally turning on you. The rest of us already knew.
Ahem
Instagram has been wrong.
Their fat phobic
Trans phobic
Ageism
Colorism
Racist, etc.
So Them sharing your location and They are literally a evil app. Are you surprised?
Dei
Was just as fucked up, but I didn’t really care ?!
I’m my own pimp and bottom bitch
Are we still playing this game or Democrats try to act like they’re better than Republicans. Historically Democrats were the ones that want slavery right. Y’all need to know your history. Both parties suck and are toxic abusers
Happy Chairteeth 💺
Question how many people when you have to deal with AI customer service situations… How many people actually take the time to fill out the survey afterwards and tell him how horrible the service was and that they wanna talk to a human? And that they would rather give a human a job??
You know you’re white when you care more about old ass, Ozzy Osbourne who’s done how many goddamn drug drugs and snorted ants you care more about him passing away at a ripe old age. But not Theo Huxtable, who drowned unexpectedly at 50.
Just saying
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡