I have been assured multiple times that this is real. I still don’t believe it.

Presented without comment.

Happy to report that Phantasialand is still selling this shirt.

Wow! Not even close!

ZAMNNNNNNNNN

We have Knoebels at home

Some excellent official advice for your next Six Flags park visit

A decent concept ruined by abysmal AI generated graphics

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Source if this is something you're into.

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OK this shirt is fine and good. But the back...... I'm not gonna say what it looks like but... there's no way I'm the only one thinking it...

I think that’s a little bit off

THERE IS NO CURE

what

tag yourself I’m the nonspecific scary-faced snow monster

Please enjoy this absolutely horrible commemorative Kingda Ka merch.

Another weird 80’s Figment shirt has been found‼️

Epic Universe is officially a go

Ew

Spotted this at Six Flags America in 2018

I cant lie these are kind of hilarious

Figment branded mints “Fig-Mints”

Always a fan of this horrible thing

Guess they don't need these anymore after removing the All American Triple Loop shoulder harnesses.

A very ugly t shirt from Canada’s Wonderland which boldly exclaims “RIDE IT HARD OR GET OFF!”

Why should we have to choose?

Allow me to welcome you here with a set of Thorpe Park condoms.