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Posts by Derik the Selfish Man

Heyyyyyy so this is terrifying
Heyyyyyy so this is terrifying YouTube video by Misha

This! 😱

This will never be funny. It will never be ok. It will never not harm a family member you care about.

#StopRape #SheShed

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Lol am I that predictable in my old age?

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Wife: "I just want to be a fairy living in a tree making cookies and other goodies all day"

Me: "I mean, that sounds great, but thats not a fairy, thats a keebler elf"

5 days ago 13 1 3 0

I upgraded the meme because someone told Nintendo on me.

1 week ago 8 1 1 1
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Hello friends!

Not many of you know much about me. Mainly because I don't like to complain about my personal life.

However life has decided it's my turn in the ringer. And I desperately need help.

If you can help, I would be so appreciative.

#SheShed

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1 month ago 224 179 43 23
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Boss: oh hey Derik, we have a lot of extra work the next couple of months we need your team to really push to make sure we get through it all

Me: Thats weird, you completely mispronounced "Derik all your techs are getting a raise due to the increase in productivity we expect"

1 month ago 8 2 1 0

Wife listening to music on her phone: *comes back to room* "My music shut off, why didnt you press play?"

Me: *looks at her phone* "Well, its on Wallflowers one headlight, I would say thats a great reason not to press play"

1 month ago 12 2 2 0
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Again, our DoJ shows their weaponized incompetence. πŸ™„πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

They've left yet another Survior of Epstein/Trump sex trafficking ring name unredacted, since yesterday.

Her name is still currently unredacted. πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

#SheShed

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This Programmer Figured Out How to Play Doom on a Pregnancy Test It's a Doomguy!

New abortion method just dropped.

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1 month ago 4 3 1 0

Me: *Smokes pot while listening to Orgasmatron by Motorhead because when I sing while holding a hit in I sound more like Lemmy*

1 month ago 5 1 0 0

I appreciate that. Thank you.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Any and all help appreciated. Even a repost helps.

1 month ago 5 5 0 0

Men, im begging you to do a better job of calling out the worst of us. Even if its your friend, brother, dad start going off on them for making us all look bad. Hit them if you fucking have to. Decent men need to start being the bad thing that happens to shitty men.

2 months ago 17 7 1 1

Remember, women couldnt "sleep their way to the top" if everything wasnt already controlled by men in the 1st place.

2 months ago 23 10 2 1

We have lost one of our SheShed Sisters. πŸ•ŠοΈ

It was an honor to be Zanetta’s friend and sister. πŸ’•

She will be remembered as a beautiful person who kept it real. πŸ•ŠοΈ

She will forever be remembered and missed. πŸ’•
#SheShed πŸ™πŸ»πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ™πŸ»

2 months ago 185 111 34 0
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That’s one hell of a hard hitting truth πŸ˜”

Damn..

How about you?
#SheShed

2 months ago 1158 365 26 16

Especially since blue states usually pay more to the federal government than they receive. If we could get blue states to not pay federal taxes then the government can cut off federal funding to those states, it will be a net positive for those states.

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

"No taxation without representation"

Well I can guarantee these elite pedophile cannibals do not represnt me at all, so does that mean I dont have to pay taxes anymore?

2 months ago 16 4 1 0

I dont know who the fuck bad bunny is nor did I watch his halftime show. But judging by the conservative meltdown over it I bet is was great.

2 months ago 15 4 3 1
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Remember, the same news outlets calling Epstiens victims "underage women" also call grown ass men "boy" or "youth" to justify their violent crimes. This is not an accident.

2 months ago 13 5 1 0

Wife showing me couches: "I was thinking we would get this one and put across from this other one"

Me: "for what?"

Wife: "for people, to sit?"

Me: "we dont have people over and if we do, dont give them a place to sit, it takes them longer to leave"

2 months ago 12 1 1 0

Breaking: rich elite pedophiles are all in the same circle!

Not the news flash you seem to think bro.

2 months ago 8 4 0 1

Lol Trumps just worried Bill will rat on him if he gets in trouble for it.

2 months ago 14 2 1 0

Transphobes are seriously all "haha, Epstein sexualized Trans children too! That means it is a sexual thing like i thought!"

No, it means you have the same mindset as a pedophile.

2 months ago 21 7 0 1
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French prosecutors have raided the Paris office of TwitterπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Twitter & Grok are accused of spreading online SA images and deepfakes.

A criminal offense.

Elon Musk has been summoned for interviews in April

The US might not do shit, but international countries willπŸ‘πŸ»
#SheShed

2 months ago 1598 515 90 30

MAGA: "Democrats are in the Esptien Files!"

Me: "Correct, we should get rid of them too along with Trump and Musk"

MAGA: "Those files are lies!"

Me: "ITS THE SAME FUCKING FILES!"

2 months ago 29 10 1 3

"I never went to Epstien island! But I know Bill Clinton and Bill Gates did because I saw them there all the time! Checkmate liberals!"

-Donald Trump, Basically.

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