So Starmer is either lying or desperately incompetent. I’m glad he’s in charge.

You got this!

This hit me. I find it difficult at times. Like I’m losing my identity and just surviving rather than living.
My snack and watching update:
Packet of cheese savoury bites and watching a show called Burn Notice.

Hahaha

Haha fingers crossed you keep your sanity today!

Complete forgot Arsenal were playing today what game even if there was a game I won’t watch because I don’t care about a game I’m busy living my life and not concerned about a silly game no of course I’m not nervous why would I be nervous about a game I completely forgot about I’m cool and relaxed

Ohhhhhhh now it all makes sense.

👏👏👏👏💪

This makes me so happy

Forest and West Ham. You know the drill.

New York side quest is a go!

Donald Trump, Jesus and a doctor walk into a bar

It’s an absolute game changer! You’ve changed my life my friend.

Will report back.

I had no idea what Kewpie was. Just googled it and now I need it in me right now! Mayo with only egg yolks! Sacking off work to get a bottle.

Wasn’t a BLT. Don’t worry I called the police.

Just watched someone put mayo in a bacon sandwich.

❤️

I think about this often.
Was it part of a game?
Easter egg?
Regular egg?
Did you throw first?
Did you die from your egg injuries?
Have you eaten eggs since the throwing? (Assuming you didn’t die)
Am I overthinking #EggGate?

Looks absolutely banging!

Being humble as hell

I don’t appreciate Arsenal losing a game just to make the title race more interesting.

It’s the hope that kills you

💚💚💚💚

Matt’s are overrated

I’ll give you £1,784,217 for it. Assume I can pay in instalments over 74 years via Klarna?

Times like this makes me lose hope in humanity.

Sad Wolverine laying in bed looking at a picture meme, he's missing the subject of the picture very much, the picture is labeled "the me who didn't know about the Strait of Hormuz"

I love this so much ❤️

Arsenal haven’t won the league in 20 years and the one year we get close it looks like it’s going to be taken away by a nuclear apocalypse.