damn this meme is as old as Gritty

If one of the Wachowskis followed me I would never shut the fuck up about Speed Racer get your numbers up man

Man Drinking, by Francis Bacon, 1955

Rob Zastryzny

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last thing I'll say about the Geese debate; Grace Robbins-Somerville wrote an excellent article covering the marketing aspect of this whole thing and how it's not some massive betrayal or gotcha for Geese as a band. www.pastemagazine.com/music/geese/...

“AI Won't Cause an Economic Collapse due to Job Shortages“ an op-ed for Politico written by a man who will never suffer any repercussions from an economic collapse due to job shortages

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

SHIT I'LL DO IT. GET FUCKED ZIONIST. YOUR CULTURE OF HATE REPRESENTS THE WORST OF HUMANITY AND YOU HAVE A NO BAG.

these tattoos always make me think that dillon brooks is a huge wikipedia fan

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

A HOUSE DIVIDED FUCKING RULES

the writer's room slack for The Onion has to be lit up with people mad they missed "the Pope is soft on crime"

Going back in time and beating Jefferson with a shovel while I scream this at him

Cause moon's haunted?

Important fact about Konnor Griffin’s new 9-year $140 million contract with the #Pittsburgh #Pirates:

#LetsGoBucs #LGM
Make every day #BobbyBonillaDay

The campaign for Michelin Star Frenchie's starts now

I mean other than Ozuna. It had the same vibe of the Pham signing and considering how he's played so far he will end up being worse than Tommy ever was lmao.

Screenshot of a tweet from April 7, 2026 by @KDKA that says "One parking company says people are stealing traffic cones to use in Pirates celebrations" with a photo of Konnor Griffin in the dugout carrying a parking cone.

What a time to be alive.

Women

If one of the Wachowskis followed me I would never shut the fuck up about Speed Racer get your numbers up man

r/StardewValley • 44m I got divorced after having a kid. Now I feel bad leaving the house.

“Stardew is cosy, play it to unwind ✨🌻🌈🐓🌼”

r/StardewValley:

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

*movie trailer guy voice*

Willem Dafoe x Martin Scorsese's THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988)

All nations are Philadelphia theory is a go

SHERLOCK GNOMES HUH

For what its worth he had the best section of The Life of Chuck