Probably easier not to ask

Finished off the Eras Tour doc series. Really enjoyed it, but it’s the Truth or Dare Madonna documentary 37 years later.

Full disclosure: I just changed into 2022’s Santa exotic animals (think zebras, macaws, tigers etc) but am debating 2023’s velour mistletoe for a Friday.

The most important debate of Christmas night: which pyjamas shall I wear all day and all evening tomorrow?

Christmas is A LOT.

Matt took a bet on who it was (we’re on delay) and he absolutely called it. (He worked it out with maths)

Bought my (long suffering) PT a Greggs voucher and popped it in his card.
Fight fire with fire in 2026.

Family sesh.

I’m so sorry ❤️❤️❤️

And last night I was sat 10 feet from @colbertlateshow.bsky.social as a producer told him what had just happened to @jimmykimmel.com. Horrifying.

Last night we ate Korean food and tried a bunch of bars. It was Quite Nice.

Twenty years married. NYC, on a carousel.

I think they should give @mrhig.bsky.social an annual pass… he’d visit, problem solved!

Nasty cold, day 3. Downgraded to “unpleasant”. Feels like progress.

In Yorkshire for the weekend with men. Cottage on the moors. I made a friend.

I love how you’re totally into it ❤️

Yeah, hit me up for all your DJD news.

Les Mills can fuck off.

You do!!!! Am so excited you’re a real person.

@drdavidgk.bsky.social hello! Do you recognise my username at all? 😃

Holy shit!!! Bob Smith special guest with Olivia Rodrigo

Went to lunch. Took a selfie. Then Jon Bon Jovi walked past me, with a nod of the head. Sundays, amirite?

Ok, late to the party, but I’ve just started to practice my #yiddish chat on copilot. And honestly for a beginner like me it’s super encouraging! Weird to type in transliteration though.

Cuz! This is the first thing I’ve seen from you on my timeline for ages! Bus commute realness. Loving it!

Sometimes the universe SPEAKS. Yesterday it told me to make the dough for these. Thank you Felicity Cloake www.theguardian.com/food/series/...

Thank you to chemists for fexofenadine. (2 hours after first photo)

Hayfever did me a dirty this morning

Good morning. My kitchen, 7am

Thank you for the inspiration, the recipe and the happy hour we spent making it ❤️