If my last name was Paopao, you'd never get me to stop doing finger guns.
Empty the dishwasher? Finger Guns
My number called at the DMV? Finger Guns
No cavities at my check-up? Finger effing Guns.

I'd be a regular live-action Yosemite Sam. No one could stop me.

Have blown most of an entire work morning getting mad about women’s final fours from 20 years ago, finally got that good March feeling

Tritons is tired for a coastal team, though. Should be the UCSD Jesus Christs or UCSD Gandolfs or something.

What can you say? The man loves snow.

HAIL!

Not a great game by Michigan, but a gutsy comeback.

Get some rest and get ready for the big dance, fellas.

#GoBlue

Pittsburgh! If you don't go blind from this unusual and rare ball of light in the sky (WHAT EVEN IS THAT THING?!), then come to Hop Farm Brewing Company (5601 Butler Streer) tonight for the best trivia in town, written and hosted by me, Liz Q

7 p.m. - 9 p.m.
In the warehouse.

#pittsburgh #trivia

My trousers stayed up and no one rushed the stage and slapped me, so all things considered… a pretty good night. #Oscars2025

My husband, upon seeing me come downstairs in velour pants and a velour shirt tonight:

"I see you have your Long Island tuxedo on tonight. What's the occasion?"

Courtroom sketch artist is one of the weirdest residual jobs out there, some real 1800s shit

The Four Seasons:

Cadbury Mini Egg

Never Leaving The Air-conditioning

College Football

Never Leaving The Electric Blanket

If you see this, quote post with a photo you made of a sunset

October 2024, Punta Cana, DR

Ah, yes...
Demosthenes
Pericles
Cicero
Patrick Henry
Frederick Douglass
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr

And.....hmmm...who am I missing from this list.

Oh, wait. I know: