I honestly don't think that's in Paramount's power guys

Last day of voting for the SCP-9000 contest; why not take a relaxing trip into the Appalachians, where no terrifying woodland gods or unquiet lonely mountain dead will consume you? scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestd... "Neglected Idylls" by Dino--Draws, Rosyfox2002 and TroutMaskReplica!

This heartfelt SCP-9000 contest entry about immigration, the cult of nationalism, and who gets to set the narrative by Uncle Nicolini was made for you and me: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestn...

I've never seen a success story like Queerious, and she deserves all the attention she's gotten over the past year. Check out her awesome SCP-9000 contest entry, "Single File," and join the hype train: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestq...

"The Trench" by J Dune will capture your heart and put it to work transcribing horrors humankind was not meant to know. You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll get premium food privileges, and all Dune gets in return is the SCP-9000 slot. See why it's a fair trade: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp9000conte...

See what's behind the curtain in my SCP-9000 contest entry with dear friends MrBadFellow and Placeholder McD! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestb...

Image is released CC BY-SA 3.0 by the author, HarryBlank. Derivative of the following references: "Practicing that blank stare" by Quinn Dombrowski, CC BY-SA 2.0: https://www.flickr.com/photos/quinnanya/3608370529 flickr and "Quinn working" by Quinn Dombrowski, CC BY-SA 2.0: https://www.flickr.com/photos/quinnanya/1509808028 flickr Image is not a likeness.

The first two tales in "The Breach Goes On, Vol. 4: Over Time," by Placeholder McD and myself, are now up on the SCP wiki! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/61-dividing-... | scp-wiki.wikidot.com/62-things-th...
Physical edition will be available on October 27. Probably.

Donate to Help a USMC Vet fix his car for work and cancer care, organized by Ethan Forsythe I'm Ethan Forsythe, an honorably-discharged veteran of the USMC. … Ethan Forsythe needs your support for Help a USMC Vet fix his car for work and cancer care

A while back I had a cool conversation with the probable author of SCP-079 (Old AI). It's impossible to find enough evidence of that ancient post to get the article credited; what's not impossible is to help them pay for melanoma treatment and car repairs! www.gofundme.com/f/help-usmcv...

read scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8411 for classiccon it's scary and brilliant and short and dino--draws is a personal hero and just all around the best

maybe three individual fireworks audible tonight, all of them after 1:30 and all of them redolent with shame or the fear of reproach

as they should be

wha is right

I swear to god I bumped my keyboard earlier and Windows went "he doesn't know what keys he might have hit" and launched some Copilot shit speculatively at me

I can only assume Microsoft just deleted Wordpad from my computer to remind me they are a bad company I am forced to tolerate which has not done anything of merit since 1995
I don't need a Copilot, you need another antitrust lawsuit

yeah that's because I finally got a real one you shitass garbage-pushers

SCP-8605: "The Steel Soul" is an interquel to my all-time favourite article, SCP-7005: "The Neon God" by Tufto (and an Art Exchange gift for him from last year)! What lies beneath the rust of Lampeter, and those who ride it down the multiversal lines?
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1709...

GET THAT BREAD
Great stuff, and worth checking out!

Me: "What was I gonna do today?"
My Memory: "I heard 'What was that underwear jingle from thirty-two years ago?'"
Me: "What? N—"
My Memory: "WAIT'LL WE GET OUR HANES ON YOU"

Donate to Please help Dr Gears, organized by Daniel D Hello, I am Dr Gears. Also Daniel, and a few other names and titles. I've been debating how to star… Daniel D needs your support for Please help Dr Gears

Hey y’all, this one is serious.

Dr. Gears’ shit-ass landlord is doing legal threats and scare tactics against him and his family.

No one deserves this shit, least of all them.

Please, consider giving what you can, and sharing. We need to get them away from there.

gofund.me/287d29c4

more like daylight slavings time

Lupin and the Thieves' Domain attempt to purloin the SCP database itself in the end of our PUBLIC DOMAIN CON series, SCP-001 — "Arsène Lupin and the Foundation Affair"! On behalf of Uncle Nicolini, Calibold and myself, it's been a steal! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/calibold-har... if wikidot fukn works

Lupin and the rest of the Thieves' Domain abide for the moment in Paramax in another PUBLIC DOMAIN CON entry by Calibold, a continuation of the series with Uncle Nicolini and myself! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/paramax-conn...

Lupin, Adler, Goemon and Robin Hood lead Roscoe, Dupin, Popeau (who is that) and Zenigata on a merry chase in the latest PUBLIC DOMAIN CON entry by Calibold, Uncle Nicolini and myself: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/tall-and-sho...

Meet Arsène Lupin's gang of fictional crooks, and the fictional detectives who might just stop them, in the further continuation of the PUBLIC DOMAIN CON series by Uncle Nicolini, myself and Calibold! see how I'm ordering the names differently that's clever right
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/wanted-the-t...

Legendary burglar Arsène Lupin faces off against legendary proto-detective C. Auguste Dupin in the continuation of the PUBLIC DOMAIN CON series by myself, Calibold and Uncle Nicolini!
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8136/com...

Master thief Arsène Lupin has never met his match. Can the SCP Foundation secure that which cannot be contained? Find out in the new PUBLIC DOMAIN CON series by Uncle Nicolini, Calibold and myself, starting here! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-containm...

he's not even the superior chris pine

INTO DARKNESS IS GARBAGE

Official Podcast Art by Sallltywater!

Brand New Episode of the SCP discussion Podcast, Simply Creative People with guest @mtbade.bsky.social (Greenwolf) one of the creators of Third Law: a grounded supernatural geopolitical fun time where the end of the world is coming

creators.spotify.com/pod/show/sim...
#podcast #SCP #scpfoundation

This is a fascinating and thrilling journey, and I recommend it so highly that I can't crane my neck enough to see where my recommendation is. It's stuck in a tree somewhere. A really tall tree. Or maybe an airplane sucked it up. THIS ARTICLE IS SO GOOD READ IT RIGHT NOW