#WarRavagedPortland

Just took my first dick pics since surgery, and nobody, especially not me, is prepared for how much of a slut I'm gonna be once *all* my surgeries are done

If you wanna contribute to my recovery fund, my venmo is @Dominic-Collins-8 and my cash app is $dominicjcollins .

Hey. I got stage 1 of phalloplasty done!

It occurs to me, despite knowing no instances of anything like this, I've been combining lighthouses and windmills in my mind for ages.

I'm sure it's because I grew up in an area with both, where lighthouses got most of the attention, but where I saw windmills daily.

Anyway: lighthouse windmills.

Has anyone discovered a way to make a high-protein croissant? Please?

It's such a beautifully rainy day today. I feel well-rested for once, and I still wish I could stay in bed all day. Ultimate cozy time!

My #LastFourWatched

How about you?

Right now, I'm finally getting around to A Complete Unknown. Last week was The Brutalist, and I can't imagine this will be even half as interesting, but I've heard only good reviews so far, and I do love going to the movies

Laurelhurst Theater has such great rates on matinee showings that I've been able to make it a point to see a film there every week.

"Them Predators Move in Flocks" YouTube video by Signified B Sides

This video is SO important.

Oh, darling, the position is yours already if you can manage the commute!

Who wants to be my boyfriend? Responsibilities include giving me a big hug and a little kiss and sitting calmly with me while I fret.

Of course it is! You have impeccable taste and correct opinions! 😁

(Takes a beauty to recognize a beauty!)

Sure, this is kind of a thirst trap, but it's MOSTLY to show off these stylish and ultra-comfy trunks I bought off good.store, with all profits going to some great charities

(But also, they do look great on me)

The Real Real World: How Pedro Zamora Used MTV to Save Lives It’s the mid 90s and reality TV is in its infancy with The Real World. At first, many critics dismiss the show as trash — along with everything else about MT...

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I took today off work in anticipation of the need to recover from last night's festivities.

I did manage to evade a hangover but still glad I took the day off. Might go to the gym, and then go to the bathhouse later

Went to a Robert Burns Supper last night, and it was (as always) a grand event.

I wish there were a restaurant near here that served haggis year-round!