When my co-worker says I "shouldn't need to" review all 700 pages of the document cause it "seems like a lot"

Maybe for you boo this is my job.

Still one of the best intros too.

If you're a person who enjoys random deep dives into random people: learn about Lee Atwater.

He taught people how to speak.

His methods are still used today.

You can’t out love self hate. That self hate will likely be projected into you.

Your love will never be enough to make them to see their inherent value.

If they lack the ability to trust others, they are likely untrustworthy. Remember, we don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.

Seeing the people coming out the Empire Wine at 9am is a treat.

Getting so tired of doing this man's job...like dude..do YOU know what your job is???

Pf Changs been advertising to me every five minutes today. I've never had pf changs, but they're really trying.

I tell ya, I certainly do not miss the *feeling* of a skinny jean thats for sure.

Nah fr! Can't have nuthin 🫠

People talkin about boycotts and shit. I'm like damn you Sweeny... AE is where I buy my favorite undies when I'm feeling depressed.

Where am I supposed to get a bushel of cute emotional support butt covers from now?

😤😤😤

Thee most important question really!

A dandelion. Flowers in general.

"Wow that's so beautiful let me put it in my mouth"

Well now sounds sexual..

Been doing a lot of cooking lately. It's probably stress.

fam one mosquito can terrorize you all night long.

Skyline cleanse.. his name is Emmanuel Savary…🔥🔥🔥

I like driving by myself because am I gonna listen to the same song 6+ times in a row? He'll yeah I am.

HUH?????

We are living in the Twilight Zone and we're def in the kind that doesn't have a happy ending 😂

Thinking about that time my grandmother said no one would wanna marry someone like me. Ol'girl didn't know I've been proposed to 4 times. If I wanted to be married, I would be. Meanwhile, Cryptkeeper McGee been married 3 times and single right now on dating sites for geriatrics.

Go figure.

In a pretty decent mood. Apparently I just needed to be folded 😅.

Anyway, made my own crab rangoons this morning. They came out well.

Dude..I'm quite literally watching a weird Wes Anderson film and getting high AF. I was not thinking about you like that fr.

Chuck Mangione also leaving the chat this week? That's crazy.

Damn you got it

The celebrity departures this week are wild

Yesterday Jamal. Today, Ozzy...

Whose next cause 2025 doesn't care 😮‍💨

Being ND is so weird cause sometimes I'll ask a stupid question about something I don't care about or could easily look up just to appear like a more well-adjusted person who can hold a conversation..and wants to 🥴

People ask me stupid things every day, and it's just part of polite conversation 🤷🏾‍♀️.

Not entirely wrong. Like..let's go back to the consolation prize being a fun little pep-talk about how to hand losses and some pizza or ice-cream

This man really said, "I have no one to cook for me...so I had to learn"

Yes, you're an adult. You should know how to cook at least a few things from scratch.

Sir is just mad he looks like an adult baby and his daddy still left. Soo, of course he thinks supporting a child in any way that he created, is a scam.

Not sure who you're referring to, but I second this.

Sometimes AI pisses me off. Other times, I'm glad just to have a cohesive recipe for the random food in my house. Ugh...