You continue to be smart AND hilarious my friend

I learned the hard way that people of our vintage need to get their whooping cough vax updated every ten years.

Awful news. Glad Biscuit is able to get such good care by @theisb.bsky.social and hope everyone is safe.

Oh no! Nasty work.

Frequently! Hate that for you though.

This is going to be my new reason to use when a project isn’t going well.

No!

May your 2026 be full of friends, games, and nice dogs! Mwah!

Same! I always say I am meant to live my life in a peat bog in Northern Europe, see a sunny day twice a year and be terrified by it.

Look, I am not a literary academic but I am pretty sure it is blatantly nonsensical to name your super boss security system after a dude who had an all seeing eye and mojo armies but still got bested by two sneaky short kings and a little creep on his home base. (Obviously)

I loved Blue Heaven so much! Read it in like 94-95.

Been sick for over a week with 2 different ailments. A bullshit way to spend Christmas. But spending it with @patrickoduffy.bsky.social makes up for a lot. Here is a cute pic of Penny for your stocking.

The thing I love about whacky stuff like this is it implies Satan is very good at R&D, project management, and logistics. Doesn’t seem like it would be in the Devil’s wheelhouse.

Oversight corrected!

I have been banned from watching them following MP2. Maybe take an aspirin or two for your own safety.

I got 8 blood clots after watching Mission Impossible 2 when it was released (I blame the movie but medical science does not). Sounds like this one would straight up murder me.

Isn’t it nice when we work out all the ways you are adorably wrong on Chucks feed? Everybody wins!

Chuck! He is never going to finish YOUR books using this method. (but at least we already own them ‘cause I got your back)

Every day I learn something new about you. Not sure this is a good thing or not.

Nah! Free yourself. Join me in the wilds of reading whatever you feel like at the time. It is a paradise!

Sweetie…you don’t have to read the books in order. You are allowed to skip around!

Penny’s sister, Gidget, is visiting for a few days. This is the quiet before the small dog storm.

This was the only cassette played in my parents car when I was a kid for like a year. Those songs are drilled into my brain so much that I practically recited them before I finished reading your post.

Uuuughhh…WHY!?

At a work event today and my tights were a hit. Good stuff!

'Almost killed me': Squirrel attacking residents in California town, sending at least 2 to hospital The local humane society, Marin Humane, confirmed to ABC News that there have been attacks from a wild squirrel in the area that may be the result of public feeding.

Hey @waspsummer.bsky.social and @petepeterepeat.bsky.social

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So @patrickoduffy.bsky.social was away for one night and Penny has taken to her cave in protest at only seeing me this morning

Received my latest dose of Robo in the mail yesterday. Hooray! Thanks @bclev.bsky.social and team!

Thank you for bringing this to my attention! It is perfect for my best friend.

Don’t know the context but I am adding it to my list of random quotes I use at work to confuse my coworkers when they ask me questions instead of finding the easily findable answer themselves.