Calvin Duncan (shown here on the courthouse steps with many supporters) was sworn in as Orleans Parish Clerk of Criminal Court today.
Jeff Landry and Louisiana Republicans are trying to subvert his election by eliminating the office entirely, which should be a national five-alarm fire.
“Hey Mexico…why are there copies of the Times-Picayune all over the floor? Do you have a parakeet? Some kind of…heh heh…little budgie?”
“No, BN!”
“Try seeing a tanager now! You fucking stupid bastard!”
*birding nemesis showing me a photo of a scarlet tanager on their phone*
Me: and you saw this?
BN: Yes
Me: (grimacing) nice
BN: just landed on my fence
Me: (putting on raincoat) you like Huey Lewis And The News?
This is what Ross Perot actually looks like now (he died in 2019)
With the 27th pick in the 2026 draft, the San Francisco 49ers select — Tilly Norwood!
Walking outside in the winter is a sport to me
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Why would god give us a little belly pocket if She didn’t want us to use it?
*going back in time 15 years to warn myself about the future*
“The president is an open pedophile. Over a million Americans died from a plague. Pasta sauce is recording people’s conversations!”
“Haha ok sure where did you hear that, InfoWars?”
“INFOWARS IS GOOD NOW!”
Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.
No Homework - Episode 2 - Lights Are So Scary
Charles suffers temporary hearing damage. Patrick gets what he insists is not technically a paper cut. Ron is repeatedly blinded and falls down a hole.
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Episode 2 will be ready in time for your drive time commute. A lot of belly button stuff. In the meantime, relive the magic of Episode 1.
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Back when tattoos were a lot less common people used to say "how do you think those are gonna look when you're old" but it didn't work as a deterrent because getting old was fake. They should have said "One day tattoos are gonna be for cops and troops and baseball players who think they're troops."
Ok so there’s this pedophile with a cult following who thinks he’s Jesus and he lives on a compound surrounded by armed security and he wants to usher in the apocalypse via holy war. It’s like America killed David Koresh and then he came back as president
I could totally see him believing that
I like the element of chance here. It’s maddening because half the time I can’t tell if he’s so stupid he’s insane, or he’s so insane that he’s stupid.
[Seeing stained glass of Jesus walking on water] wow, famed surfer Kelly Slater, who is a very big fan of mine! Cowabunga and amen!
Hot take: I actually believe him. He is 1. that stupid and 2. Completely unfamiliar with Christ and the imagery and doctrine surrounding him. If he saw a painting of the sermon in the mount, he would think it’s Bin Laden talking to the Taliban
Love the idea of the Pope and the Ayatollah joining forces to take down a backstabbing, egotistical real estate dipshit. Feels like season 3 of The Wire
My dog chasing me around the yard while I sing “our government is run by pedophiles! They want us to die for Is Ray Allll”
🫡 thank you
If you like us, and you like podcasts, boy do we have just the thing for you
Lmao that fucking nails it
He’s playing them like a fiddle
I could see cry singing a song about how his pa fought a polar bear
Lmao yes!
Finally googled this Jellyroll guy today. Oh look at me, I’m a nasal crooner with face tats. I feel things and also feel things about not feeling things…. And I am everywhere! Lil Wayne already did all this but he was actually talented
We have 8 hitlers in my country including our president, they're all fighting, and the opposition party is spending it's time in a one way fight with a notionally leftist guy with no political power who streams for people who have not and probably never will read a book or leave their rooms
*Kurtis Blow voice*
🎵 Basketball is a contact sport
For Canucks like Dylan Brooks and Lou Dort 🎵
