Commission for dev for mof for being the best gaymer

yo bro sorry im late had to rub my cat's belly and tell her she's an itty bitty little baby

type white boy type!

There’s birds nesting on the roof and their caws are turning carrot into a paranoid freak like they’re her personal telltale heart

Won the office pong competition and got a nicer medal than I’ve gotten from my entire 10 years of melee

Plant update, Gertrude is now solidly locked down from illegal grounded access.
To counteract this act, I pick carrot up like a baby once a day (which she would normally yell about) and scratch her belly while we check out leaves together. Complete silence beyond enamored purring.

There’s a pride flag on a long speed bump in my town. I always floor it to hit at least 90 so my car gaps the flag and avoid committing a crime against the queer community

She’s munching on my plant again bro STOP. why did you climb on the snack table with 2 inches for you to stand on. Why are you perched like that. You never let yourself be in uncomfortable poses you won’t even lay down on hardwood it’s just a plant RELAX!!!

she has garnered a reward for winning the battle but she will lose the war.

Carrot the cat doing everything in her willpower to munch on the leaves of a plant

PLEASE TONE IT DOWN I BEG YOU

Yo me and the boys were gonna grind number go up later if you wanted to hang out. Oh you’ve been on number go down lately? Word yeah no number go down is good too I get that I had a number go down phase last year. Idk if you’ve heard of it but I’ve been trying maintain number lately and loving it.

Welcome back Monty gaming

Getting a new plant and naming her has done wonders for my health yet simultaneously carrot trying to devour her has done irreparable damage for my health

telepathically communicating with all my fellow irishmen on this beautiful Saint Patrick's Day, as We do every year

a treat for the tl

White boy that can’t sing for shit my beloved

performing that act of love where my cat sits in the nice chair so i go lug my old crap Target chair from the closet so she can have a cozy friday evening

FIRST TIME BACK SKIING SINCE I MOVED RAHHHHHHH

As of late

had the unbelievable pleasure to be an event photographer for Sunset Melee / Blacklisted two weeks ago and i just finished my albums ! extremely thankful to be a part of the melee community and find ways to give back. this was so much fun and such a good send off for a wonderful friend <3

Grats pal :) welcome to the summit 🧊 🏔️

Had that weird thing happen again where they send me on a work trip to Disney

Bouta finish up my latest commission… if u want a sick one of a kind clothing item… or you’re a TO who wants a sick prize for your tourney champ…. Hit my line…

Pacing around like a maniac thinkin bout embroidering. Just 1 more skein. One more color patch and then I’ll call it for the night. I’ll clean up this area then I’ll be done till later.

That’s just craftsmanshipslop. You’re only good at it because you dedicated time to it. That’s not fair you gained incommunicable knowledge from missteps followed by meaningful corrections. You literally wouldn’t be seeing tangible results if you didn’t put in the hours.

Their bsky dead but @/professor_kay_ on the other site if that’s ur jam or professor_kay on discord

*commentator who got a nice headshot voice* I was commentating and got a nice headshot

Fr I will make it out at some point I promise, very jealous of everyone that gets to make it out to these