I think I figured out immortality.Your statistical chance of surviving a really short window of time is very high. Your odds of surviving the next ten seconds, they are pretty good. If you evaluate your life in ten second intervals it should technically be possible to live forever. Don't question it

Worf can't stand watching wrestling on the holodeck because it makes him mad John Cena's cloaking device doesn't work

Resident Evil in THIS economy? More like Sleeping On It's Friends Couch Evil.

If you follow the word "secret" with almost any word in the English language you have an intriguing title. For example, Secret Handstand.

What if the presents Santa delivered over the centuries were just deferred payment, now he is going to unleash his collection agency on everyone. Trump counters with Tariffs on Christmas Town, so Americans have to pay ten percent to get their presents and the financing options to square their debt.

It's kinda wild phones have the dual function of connecting you with people, but also separating you from the people around you and pushing them out of your awareness.

If there is a god and it really hears prayers, can you imagine all the hate mail it gets? "Dear god, thank you for that growth on my ****** **** ******* you F********* ** ** ****** *** and I hope you ***** *********** ****** ********** Amen

You know that question about who you would have dinner with real or fictional? I don't even like Star Trek, but I gotta go with Data. Imagine getting his take on the game Dead Space, AI, or Giallo films. Plus he doesn't eat so I could serve hot dogs.

It is the primary function of a political leader to de-escalate their country. Make of that what you will.

The U.S.A has become a motherless child.

I am taking back the internet. I am going to start posting unreaction videos. I sleep through your favorite artist's music videos and possibly scratch my nuts at some point.

I don't intentd to die on this hill or anything, but two shakes of a lambs tail is not a scientifically useful measurement of time.

I have a dream, and that dream is Ripley from Aliens running for president of the U.S. I would settle for someone with an eighth grade education...mostly because I am positive the current president cannot spell eighth.

There is no possible way to stumble into this situation and not rub that belly.

This situation will escalate

Unrelated disclaimer: Been a Bluesky friend for sometime, half a decade really...and I know your name has had multiple iterations. Anyway, I get I am not always a genius but I JUSTNOW GOT YOUR NAME IS A PUN ON MARTHA STEWART!!!! Seriously, how am I able to tie shoes laces?

I am drunk and on blue sky, what's the worst that can happen?

Trump is such a man child he is two months away from ordering ICE agents to carry throwing stars.

Is it eyeliner or eye redacter? Discuss.

Can you imagine a tourism ad for the resort town Silent Hill? Rustic and Rusty

We are all evaporating rain water, but we can still be nice to other raindrops as the temperature rises.

We are literally like three years away from political figures giving finishing moves like the People's Elbow. What the fuck happened to the ability to read?

Well not with that attitude lol

Smart phones have rendered windows obsolete.

I was super productive during the planning phase!

I wonder if in the Hellraiser universe there is a hell for people with mild or super soft kinks? Like a praise kink, or scented candles. "Your mild irritation will be legendary, even at Winners"

Likely both hahs

Understandable haha

Thank you for correcting me

Don't tell ME I don't know fashion