hey, it’s 420 and we are 42, i don’t partake, but the hubby do

someone tell the hubby we need to start this #Dexter #Resurrection #zQzCinema

let’s go! #ResidentEvil #PS5 #Gaymer #Zeuqroom #Requiem

hubby hosting a church event: “remind me to get some sparkling bubbly umm…“
me: “jesus blood”

#zQzCinema #LetterboxdFriday #FilmFriday

6yo just said “i want some coffee!” with such assurance after smelling the brewer, sounding like she’s late for a heavy work day, calm down!

this colonizer lady parked behind me and boxed me in at the vet parking lot and her ugly ass didn’t even apologize after she took half an hour to come out, may she get dragged by karma and get all the worst things she deserves, pendeja

oh wow #Paradise becomes a new show like every couple episodes

67 - 41 = 26

#NowPlaying #Horizon #ZeroDawn #PS5 #Zeuqroom

me: “somebody come get their child”
6yo: “somebody come get their mama”
“…yeah i see that smile on your face…you wanna laugh”

12y: “snitching, that’s the only thing you’re good at”
6yo: “yup, you’re correct”

people are begging for people to go to the doctor so they can see middle age, but almost all people do not mask while covid continues to destroy our bodies, no amount of going to a doctor will help any of us

my sister is eating biscoff cookies and every three minutes she looks at me and whispers “biscoff”

happy tras day of visibility #Tranz #Enby #TDOV

hubby just told me that the really nice dad we met last summer at the pool who was giving us drinks and asking about our pup died by suicide, so sad, i was hoping to bump into him again this upcoming summer, rest in peace bud

brushed, bathed and blown
so ready for bed now
for the bestest sleep
good nite

watching amphibia with the kyddoz and i was like “what if they show the owl house dimension on the portal” and they did! splendid!

ok aunt gladys chill #NowScreening #Cuckoo #zQzCinema

one time one of my junior high teachers asked me why i always draw the sun behind a cloud while everyone else just draws it in the sky, i still think about that three decades later, good night

“even if the worse happens, it would be worth it” 😭 #GreysAnatomy

uff, this is a difficult watch but a must #NowScreening #AllTheEmptyRooms #zQzCinema

yayz!

please create a button on all social media platforms to automatically block any accounts that upload any AI content, my feed would be quality content only, please !!!

…the hubby gave me my favorite #Terminator movie! #PiscesSeason #MovieMarathonz #zQzCinema

“all you had to say this was your favorite terminator movie cuz it’s mexicans, you didn’t think i will still love you for spoiling something?”
- the hubby

hubby: “you got drawers on? your crack is showing!”
me: “well, you got a quarter for the slut machine?!”

the hubby always says “blessed and highly favored” when people ask how he is. i am going to start saying “basted and highly flavored” from now on

hubby to siri: “what was the number one album in 1984?”
me: “purple rain”
hubby: “i’m sure it’s thriller”
me: “no that was for 1983, i’m sure”
siri: “purple rain for 84, and thriller for 83”
* BOOM, don’t ever question me *