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Hai everyone, it's nice to meet you :3

#gposers #ffxiv #aura #femra #ff14

Our newest baby @sagesqueezy.bsky.social

Moving in the middle of a storm, what can go wrong 😭

Any Austin is offering fifty ONE thousand dollars for NO information on this matter

Maybe this weed gummy will fix me. Maybe 10 beers will fix me. Maybe sleep will fix me. Maybe a gallon of coffee will fix me...

My kissing booth is open for one person only @sagesqueezy.bsky.social

Poem by Joseph Fasano

@sagesqueezy.bsky.social

To the hoe liking all of my fiance's posts before me, i got beef with you

The cat to protect us from the black plague and the dog to protect us from intruders

Okay i have an idea. what about two kittens

Yes but only if you gift me a kitten first 👀

@sagesqueezy.bsky.social 👀

My only regret when i impulse bought a laptop is that i decided to not buy a cheap gaming laptop. it struggles to play ff14 on the lowest settings 😭

new strategy: telling people I switched to Bluesky because there was too much woke shit on X

Tell all my exs that I’m happy and I’m getting married but it’s okay because I also got fat.

Evening Snack anyone ?

A woman smiling at her phone in bed in the dark. The light is very bright, illuminating her face in an otherwise dark room

scrolling at 4pm

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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

I really dislike all the random thirst traps that appear on my feed :|

also friendly reminder to never use the same pw on any acct ever. ESPECIALLY EMAIL PASSWORDS

accidentally fell for a phishing website while trying to change my ff14 acct pw last night and these hackers tried so hard to get into my email. Now they're just subscribing me to newsletters bc i dont use the same pw ever and they cant get in

Opening a restaurant named ‘Peace and Quiet’ where kids meals cost $80

having a cat is just having a friend who constantly stares at you. forever.

Hes helping me work

sent an email to HR a few days ago and i havent gotten a reply back. i think im being ghosted

cant wait for wicked to come out so that we're no longer bombarded with advertisements