Yeah man. One crime against you justifies endless retaliation against everyone everywhere. That's why when one person badmouthed me at work I'm totally justified in grabbing a 2x4 and assaulting everyone in town

ah yes the two human activities. eating dinner or working.

but remember guys theres no point in lowering our emissions because china. etc

miuch as I love Ingrid I do find it funny people are hoping she'll use magic powers to correct capcom executives barely disguised fetish

Oh yeah. Disney did it. Marvel certainly doesnt have a decades long history of kicking their own ass

respect for others : Translation: "I grovel at people who I perceive as having power and am an asshole to everyone I dont perceive as having power"

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Brock Lesnar is retiring to spend more time being a piece of shit

have you considered touching grass my dude.

it's not too late for the laundry service to soak all those pocket squares in lsd and make for a real fun correspondents dinner

this. heck. Pretty Cure is corporate as hell and it still has some truly imaginative or dark stuff every season or two. The only truly unique part i can think of to Madoka is having the helpful fairy companion being irredeemable

agreed.

tbh I think my problem with him, even as I think his season on Kamen Rider (Gaim) was very good is sometimes it sorta feels like he has one well to go to and that well is " what if genre but trauma"

..but I like his "annoying" friends.

I’m tired of living in a world w/ so many casually evil ppl who lack the wherewithal or the kindness to see ppl as ppl and lack imaginations to envision a better world as opposed to an oppressive one

We should all be inspired to become & aspire to be a neverending wellspring of problems to monsters

tbh I've always assumed it was simply "Power Girl is secure in her own body and loves showing it"

tbf even as an adult I can see the appeal because I am a huge fucking nerd. I'm just surprised NPR in the year 2026 is shocked that monster trucks are a hit with kids.

...hasnt little kids /always/ been the target audience of Monster trucks because I sure as hell cared more about Monster trucks when i was 8

tbh the only games that wouldnt hit their "is woke" criteria are games so bad and slapped together you're only gonna get misery out of playing them.

probably a moral in that

thank you and good bye!

On top of reasons of role deconstruction and bodily autonomy, this is one reason why it's so important to many people in power to eradicate trans folk.

If you're secure with yourself, feeling good BEING yourself, they can't tell you you're broken and then sell you a "fix"

well sure but when its done as part of a stupid football stunt theyre all for desecrating that flag while they wear their american flag underwear

I love how every grandiose display of nationalism has ended like a Simpsons gag over the last couple years

well yeah because they cant imagine someone from another country having agency, so either they are a pure lovely tradwife or they are a scheming harlot.

and the framing alone is ridiculous. Like. Even if you ignore native and black and other minority contributions, do they think George Washington marched into battle with the British all by themselves and fistfought his way to victory? What kind of idiot thinks only those two specific names matter?

yeah man did you think ben Franklin and george Washington all by themselves with nobody else involved fought a war. are you truly that fucking stupid.

gotta love youtube destroying yet another youth culture meme by trying to use it for bizarre corporate branding

*border

look that definitely isnt Bowser and her's summer getaway palace. ignore how its on a lake right on the birder.

yes.

has it occured to you thats intentional on the part of the church as a way to demonize a population, because as an ex-evangelical when i found out the Pharisees are the progenitors of rabbinic judaism thats sure where my mind went

does he though? Its odd how little air defenses the mushroom kingdom has.