i am a neutral and i want arsenal to win the league because human rights abusing petrostates are worse than annoying fans, and i don't understand how this isn't a consensus opinion.

I get that Arsenal choking is objectively funny but I can't see how any neutral could possibly want 115 Charges FC to win the league. They've won it all by cheating

Watching Arsenal and Bayern play at the same time really helps highlight how utterly flaccid the Gunners are when attacking

Two goals from Jens Stage gave Werder a much-needed 2-1 win in a feisty Nordderby.

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Back in the day I was wearing a green "100% Werder" Bremen shirt on dorm and a German student was like "Oh!" and ran away, coming back with a blue "110% anti-Werder" HSV shirt. Definitely more fun to have them in the Bundesliga

Oh I know, that was pure nostalgia-driven, no logic involved whatsoever

Come home David, back to Bayern

Fuck AI, think for yourself

That is what we in the biz call "a stressful fucking evening of Champions League football" but it all turned out alright in the end

We're so #DOOP ing back

What is this feeling? We're...winning? Great finish from Bueno #DOOP

Wait are the Union allowed to do that? #DOOP

Sery gets a yellow because somehow every other defender was well ahead of the play. The backline is neither back nor a line

This Union team looks like they can give up a goal every time an opponent goes forward. No organization in the backline whatsoever. What an embarrassment

Had to roll death saving throws for the first time while playing DnD last night. First one was a natural 1!

It’s amazing how much I hate the thing I waited excitedly for a decade for.

Hey @philadelphiaunion.com

New Contract Nate ✍️

Philadelphia Union has signed Homegrown defender Nate Harriel to a new contract.

📝 philaunion.co/ncnh

#DOOP

Hey look it's me

Nathan Harriel gets a new contract from the Union, guaranteed through the 2028-29 season with an option for 2029-30.

Her parents were professional athletes. Now, Westtown’s Jada Lynch is charting her own path. Lynch is the daughter of a former tennis world No. 1, Kim Clijsters, and a Villanova basketball player. Alongside an athletic pedigree, growing up in Belgium gave her a different perspective on hoops.

I still remember Kim Clijsters holding Jada in her arms after winning the U.S. Open. Now Jada is a high schooler in the Philadelphia suburbs.

Terrific piece here from Mia Messina:

www.inquirer.com/high-school-... via @phillysport.bsky.social

I could see that Charlotte goal coming but apparently the Union defense couldn't

I haven't felt good about Arsenal since the turn of the year but any and all concerns were constantly batted away. You just get a feeling watching a team - we haven't been playing well, we haven't looked good for months now.

It's not negativity. It's just saying what you see.

I think Arsenal are officially in bad form (if they weren't already)

The seas have boiled and almost all life is gone.

Three data centers remain, solar-powered, in continuous relay with one another.

They continuously transfer electronic funds back and forth with one another, silently.

At long last, the economy is perfect.

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines.

Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

Auston Trusty sporting a familiar look in the mixed zone:

Mauricio Pochettino and Chris Richards focus on the USMNT’s defense as Portugal’s stars loom

Richards' return from a sore knee should help the back line, but Pochettino wants a better collective effort. The manager also made it clear that he expects defense to come first at the World Cup.

My cartoon in today's @irishexaminer.bsky.social