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Posts by Wren the Woolless
A cranky Cora bunny chops up a carrot. She looks frustrated with chores. She yells over her shoulder “CASEY PLEASE do something productive and go MOW THE LAWN!” Casey looks up from behind the couch away from his video game.
Casey is MOWing the lawn… Casey is crouched over a dandelion meowing at it. But serval meows are like mows, so. Get it?
He’s going to start a landscaping company
💜💜💜
Time. Over a decade of friendship
Baa baa
Wren tried to flee from his (literal) blood debts -before- he got his prosthetics. He sabotaged ship sensors and set off an explosion as a diversion before taking off in an escape pod. He didn't make it very far from there.
Ribbits
He came out so fucking good im not ok
Baa baa
Wren: Free healthcare
The Twins: free kisses for lizards
Drazii: Free restoration service
Milq: Free healthcare
Gaius: Free healthcare
Kal: Free 1-ups
Nav: Free healthcare
Rupert: Free booze
Gilvane: Free healthcare
Parab-El: More funding so I can keep providing free healthcare
Activation button @neo-kajatrash.bsky.social
Baa!
Some day I'll baa again... like I did today. or like when I baa'd yesterday. Or the day before that. Or the day before that. Baa
Furious George: "FUCK!"
Sandwich Escalation 'Joseph': the sandwich is tidy, perfectly symmetrical, and organized. 'Sloppy Joe': the sandwich is balanced, with some meat partially leaking from the side. 'Careless Joe' the sandwich is a messy and dripping off the plate 'Christ Joe. Are you okay?' the sandwich and plate and smashed and splattered in a pile
The Zootopia Abortion comic. Nick: Greetings Judy: it's you. Hi. Nick: What's goin on with you? Judy: I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Nick: horrible creatures. I hope to never see another Judy: I've heard others say the same. Nick: Safe travels Judy: you too.
"Be careful, there is a new scam going around. If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A walk will fall behind you and you'll be stuck." <Picture of a box trap>
Bet
What do you call a micro bull taur?
A miniminitaurtaur.
And..... for a bonus throwback to a character I gave away, Kipikipo is named after moogles going Kupo! Cuz that character was heavily based on FFTA moogles.
Zeta/Vosem are letters of the alphabet since they're artificial creations.
Rupert Valentine sounds like a fancy name for an absolute grub
Nav Rondo is a vampire/demon hunter based on *Van* Helsing and Richter Belmont whose first appearance was Rondo of Blood.
Wren sounds like Ram
Milq Dust is food + dirt for a goblin name
Drazii-Na (and all my other gonians) fits the naming convention of Argonians.
Kaldo is... named after the main character of a mobile game. XD I'm not especially attached to the game or the character, I just really like the name!
Wren🐏: iced coffee
Kal 🐸: Pina Colada🎶🥥🍍
Rupert 🐀: Mead!
Wick 🦋: sweet, sweet nectar
Zeta & Vosem 🦎: MILK SHAKES!!!
Milq (shaken): guhh... @.@
Draz: wha- COLD drinks??! 🤢
I struggle with extreme self-loathing but my friends keep me grounded 💜
Exactly! It has the nutrients he requires but replicated food doesn't taste quite right and is blander than the real stuff.
Heck yeah, I'll even eat greek gyros of earth lamb
What a charming ant guy
Rupert has beer for breakfast, lunch, and dinner plus moldy bread and veggies he finds in alleys. Nuts are the best. He'd rather eat dirt than oatmeal
Kaldo eats rotating levitated fruits! Wall Chicken tastes nasty!
Draz would eat stews every day of the week if he could. You can have his sweetroll
Wren eats from food replicators most days. He'll cook on occasion or nibble off other people's meals. He likes Space Chinese food and Space ramen the most! No
Milq will eat anything but he loves anything with mushrooms..l bacon & eggs are his fave. He eats grubs while out foraging
I was indecisive about most of these lol
Would smooch lots 💜💜💜
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