“The idea that one must be alive to serve as labor secretary is outdated and rooted in reverse racism. I mean, what does the Secretary of Labor even do?" Karoline Leavitt asked a reporter.
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“We’re currently looking at a tiered model. You could have things like no engine fires in the top tier; A tier below that could be up to one engine fire, maybe some explosions; And then a tier below that will be our original ‘Anything Goes’ policy.”
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Delta Airlines Begins Charging Additional Fee For Non-Flaming Flights:
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The officer expressed the toll that the job has taken on his mental health:
“I’ve got a family at home, and now I have to break the news to them that we need to find a new Mexican take-out spot. I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life.”
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ICE Officer Politely Waits For Food Truck To Finish His Order Before Deporting Cook:
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Trump, desperate to evade the spotlight of the recent backlash, is trying anything and everything to distract the media. Just today, he displayed his newly acquired nose and belly button piercings in public and shouted the n-word at a blade of grass.
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“There is no Epstein list, and even if there was, there’s probably a lot of phony stuff in there. And who’s to say what’s true? It’s all she said, I said.” Trump told a group of reporters in the Oval Office on Wednesday.
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BREAKING NEWS: Former Vice President Dick Cheney Tragically Found Alive At Age 84
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No one was more shocked to hear the news than Cheney himself:
“I thought I’d died and reached hell ever since we had that black president. You mean to tell me that was real?”
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“My only fear is that the ‘boys’ are too stupid to partake in self-reflection of any form. I’d be surprised if they ever felt guilt, remorse, contrition, or really anything beyond being drunk,” stated former President Barack Obama.
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“Please lower your water consumption, your electricity usage, your breathing. We must redirect these resources to AI in order to save the human race.”
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"In order to get to that point, however, OpenAI estimates it will need $180 billion from investors and the construction of 15 more AI super data centers, which are estimated to increase AI water consumption by 70,000%."
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"The department has released hours of declassified footage as part of its review. In the footage, Epstein can be seen reclining in a lounge chair, sipping on what appears to be a strawberry daiquiri."
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“If Trump put this Matthew Tillerman guy in charge of FEMA, then I’m sure he’s more than capable! I trust him!” shouted an unnamed drowning civilian as he floated by.
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Trump responds to questions about FEMA cuts :
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"With the death count rising, Texas’s hopes now lie in the capable hands of Matthew Tillerman and his rope and life jacket."
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“Sometimes you have to settle for a bill that’s not perfect, but has some of what you’re looking for. You can’t keep holding out for the perfect bill to come along and swoop you off your feet. Stuff like that only happens in fairytales,” said Senator John Thune.
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As Trump Prepares To Sign The 'Big, Beautiful Bill,' Reports Say He's Keeping His Options Open:
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“He could’ve jumped in front of the plane or called up his Muslim friends and told them they’re flying too low. But, no. He didn’t even run into the burning buildings to save anyone. Those people, their blood is on his hands.”
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Supreme Court Rules 'No Takesies Backsies' For Asian Migrants Deported To Costa Rica
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“يسعدني أن أعلن، بالتعاون مع رئيس الوزراء، أننا اتفقنا على وقف إطلاق نار غير محدد سيؤدي إلى سلام عظيم لشعبينا.'
It’s unclear what the Ayatollah was trying to say, but it certainly wasn’t English."
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"Bluff will continue to report on the Iran War decision once we receive our “Level 5 Premium-Deluxe” membership card, which is expected to arrive by mail in two weeks."
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Bluff will continue to report on the Iran War decision once we receive our “Level 5 Premium-Deluxe” membership card, which is expected to arrive by mail in two weeks.
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