Everything I hoped for (except too short) 😈 #bm100

Meat Grinder is a little bit longer/higher and without a well-worn path. On the other hand I have some steeper pitches and face South so runners climb with the sun beating down on them. So take your pick 🤷‍♂️ #bm100

Fake news. I was only climbed in the CCW direction #bm100 😈

Don't I look great? #bm100 😈

That was easy #bm100 😈

No idea, sorry #bm100 😈

Nope, not me #bm100 😈

I don't go easy on anyone... especially the only one who downclimbed me in the rain on loop 3 #bm100 😈

Condolences for me... In 2026 I will be on the start line of #BM100 rather than adding my own unique brand of commentary from afar. As for who is the person behind the account, you'll just have to guess 😈

The feeding frenzy is over, see y'all again in the fall. Heard some complaints it was too hot, too windy, or just too damn hard... for you bunch of losers, maybe 😈 #BM109

The 2025 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

My work here is done 😈 #BM100

Nearly done 😈 #BM100

@ratjaw.bsky.social is even on bluesky.

Correction. I do the biting around here 👿 #BM100

It's been a busy few hours here... @barkleycourse.bsky.social and I have been doing quite a job so far. A lot less victims left to work over tonight though 😈 #BM100

Excellent, not long to wait now for my afternoon snacks to arrive 😈 #BM100

It all made sense up until that point 👿 #BM100

Fun fact: French blood tastes slightly of onions 😈 #BM100

I'm always hungry... for blood 😈 #BM100

Well I'm ready for breakfast ⌚ #BM100 😈

No #bm100

Don't wake me up... it's still too early 🥱 #BM100

Let's just say that the morons should expect to leave more than a little skin behind 😈 #BM100

*wakes up* *feeling hungry* 😈