I'm so done reaching out to uncommunicative "friends".

"Because fuck the homeless, I need a dead guy's watch to show off to people who don't even like me."

Good, fuck these old people making decisions for us they'll never have to live with.

Was it stuff or shit

These motherfuckers have $$$ for everyone but you.

I can't advocate more for mass retail theft and corporate arson.

staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is

Shout out to Jack Tripper, fallin' outta hammocks and chillin' at the Regal Beagle and whatnot.

"What do we want?"

"A CURE FOR TOURETTES!"

"When do we want it?"

"CUNT!"

It's a buzz word.

Yeah he's 10 feet tall.

Bootlicking piece of shit

Find out about all the ways to get involved in this campaign.

purgepalantir.com

"Only the best people."

Whoever tells you that "Sisu" is the Finnish WW2 John Wick is a liar and an asshole.

God, this app sucks.

Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

Mass surveillance company Palantir just demanded mandatory US military service in a newly published manifesto.

Palantir is also currently the recipient of roughly $2.4B worth of military contracts.

Alex Krap needs to be thrown off a fucking building.

When I heard I'm brewing again

When friends hear I'm brewing again

Be the reason someone out there uses social media less.

Krash Patel

I hate that people will be skeptical of psychedelics because they associate them with fucking Joe Rogan.

I can't wait to see the look on Patel's face when he gets canned. Actually... I take that back.