In the MFK game, Melania and Stormy made the wrong choices.

He's talking about Turning Point, right?

If Trump posts about what he saw at the Super Bowl halftime, I'm assuming that he wasn't watching the Turning Point show beause it was so shitty!

Fuck you too, Pedophile Protector!

An asshole named Jonathan Ross

Jonathan Ross killed Renee Good.

ICE kills.

Do FIFA Peace Prizes mean nothing anymore?

"Quiet, Piggy," she whispered as she smothered him with a pillow.

He's forever blowing Bubba

Today will be a day for Dick pics and shooting a load in the face

I'm taking that Trump video as admission that he's full of shit.

Unsubscribed from Disney+ for their cowardly capitulation. We only had it for new episodes of Doctor Who, and I felt bad about giving money to the mouse.

No need for the bug boxes.

Any of those wondefully crappy Rock'n Amps?

My money says that Ronny Jackson watches a shit ton of trans porn.

This will be the winter of snow shovels with Fuck ICE painted on them.

Every time a bell rings,
An angel gets his wings.

Every time a right-winger gets killed,
An infernal imp gets his belly filled.

I do not favor gun violence. It would have been equally funny if Charlie Kirk died from COVID, influenza or polio.

It's not Halloween but it's still early enough to start thinking about Fuck ICE ornaments for the Christmas tree!

Does all this talk about the Epstein files make Trump wistfully recall his coke-addled, child-raping Bret Easton Ellis Less Then Zero phase in the 80s?

ICE is racist, and unfortunately you can't seem to shame racists for their racism

How soon before Trump encourages pregnant women to use thalidomide?

"Donald Trump" sounds like a Don Martin sound effect for eating a bowl of buttered noodles too quickly, gagging and then swallowing the lump quick and painfully.

Be glad to know that many undoubtedly have called him Steve Balls.

David Thomas and Gagarin passed during the making of the upcoming Pere Ubu album. Steve Albini passed with the final Shellac album. Fortunately, the Mekons survived their latest.

It's about time for retiree punks to play more day shows.

Nice! Pink Martini's take on Bella Ciao just came up on the playlist at work!

During this Meta boycott, I find myself occasionally tapping the Facebook or Instagram apps without thinking about it.

Easter grass

Musk complains about a "stolen" election that he tried to buy. Yeesh!