who up retreating into their private quarters

who up dipping their toe into bottomless depths

are you telling me this scallion can rap

who up exposing their diluvial sediments

considering that I first heard about kalshi via an ad in a mobile game where it advertised the ability to bet on measles outbreaks, it wasn't at all surprising when these sickos started betting on literal wars

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

only in America can you hear a pastor sincerely compare the vastness of God's knowledge to Red Robin's bottomless fries

she boing on my yoing til I awooga

I hate war. I hate murder. I hate when my government murders other people in my name. I hate when my government prepares to round up young men in my country to go murder people in another country. Again, it’s wrong. It’s immoral. It shouldn’t be happening. No excuses.

When you drop a bomb on civilians, I think that’s murder. I don’t really care for any justifications. They’re people. The enormity of the loss is devastating and it’s easier for some people to look away. But for other people, that’s their family. Their children. It’s just sickening and so wrong.

When people start coughing dramatically in public when you're wearing a mask and it's like "are you really sick or are you a sicko"...

the little gay who jumped

Psalm 7:14, ESV "Behold, the wicked man conceives evil and is pregnant with mischief and gives birth to lies."

mpreg in the bible confirmed

she glow on my milk til I wood

what is a crab but a meaty peanut?

who up selecting an anomaly type on the checklist

Bugs don’t pay rent I wish I was a bugs

who up simmering their cream

it is so wild that queer people are the ones who get accused of being obsessed with sex, because I just heard a pastor recommend from the pulpit that a wife should lead her husband to the bedroom by holding his dick instead of his hand

listened to a sermon today about the importance of wisdom during which the pastor recommended using chatgpt

Ascendance of a Bookworm

thinking about the time I made six pound cakes in two weeks all because of an anime about books

alvin and the chipmunks is nightcore

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

she munk on my fruit til I extract

just heard a pastor say that having pronouns is ageist

who up creating artwork that is repugnant to the lord

who up being dominated by the flesh

video games are legit just so goated