His blocking has been spectacular, the throw down to 2nd was perfect, he hauls ass for foul ball flairs. Good catcher.

Thank you Sammy

Is the no-gradient box like, something they’re trying? Permanent?

Rogers is such an excellent hood 🙏

Jeremiah has formally introduced himself as a true hit king.

Tonight is sombrero night for Colton, unfortunately. I really hope I am wrong.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Fare thee, more like

On Rubenstein bobble head night, I remember we won to improve our record to 9 and 11.

Spectacular journalism. Easy questions.

Someone lost their invitation to the arms race. Maybe your imaginary friend Claus misfiled it or whatever.

Joe Nathan of course.

I think we should BID farewell to such organized accumulations of shitty people. Adios.

First one in yard, deeply rewarding for the Monday ballgame sickos. Gotta agree. Glad we survived the early meatballs, I’m a Ketel respecter.

Saw like at least six taters? Baseball rocks.

Orioles Magic, you do feel it happen occasionally.

I couldn’t possibly describe the baseball ecstatic swoon I experienced after I asked Jeremiah to make this game competitive and he put the salami two sections over. I was just getting done warning Jorgito to watch the wall.

Tio Rico is that dude

Dude, who is our fuckin’ Gillooly. It’s mid-Aprlil for goodness sakes.

One teeny little bounce different over the mound and you’re vindicated.

Earliest of the year I think

I speak to all my generals every day,. all my generals, but General Soreness…big strong guy, he assures me he says “the boys have never been healthier and more prepared, Sir”

A No-noldover?

@thebandcake.bsky.social hey guys, I do No Phone at karaoke sometimes, just wanna report that shit hits to this day.

I also did this

We will continue to not know what a cease-fire is on this besmirched Earth until even one is upheld ever for a month.

So, who’s invading us first?

Wow that is stupid. Looool

Next is making a brodo from the rinds🫡