63. Send Help

Really feels like Raimi making a Shyamalan written movie. It's Trap on an island but not nearly as funny.

62. Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf

Shaking my head any time Dracula is on screen so everyone knows I disagree with everything he says.

61. The Fugitive (1993)

This goes from 'Harrison Ford's No Good, Very Bad Day' to old man yaoi VERY fast.

60. Kirby's Return to Dreamland (Wii, Co-op w/ Shib)

It's a Kirby game! Lot of fun to blitz through in co-op with very little issue, but it can get a little evil once you go for anything extra like the spheres or platinum challenges.

59. Daredevil: Born Again (Season 1)

Cox and D'onofrio are so perfect for these characters, I can't imagine anyone else in the roles.

Shame this season lacks the bite of the Netflix seasons. Hate to say it feels "Disney-fied" but there's an entire episode dedicated to advertising Ms. Marvel.

58. Smiling Friends (Season 3)

I miss those goobers already.

57. The Night is Short, Walk on Girl

This is horribly misleading, that night went on forever.

Delightful animation that really conveys how much fun and love the people behind it have for the craft.

56. The Green Mile

Mr Jingles would tear out Stuart Little's jugular in a street fight.

55. Mario Kart Wii [R]

Used to think this was the best one but the item balancing and CPU rubberbanding is just ridiculous at points.

Also the guy who developed the RA set for this is a genuine fucking sociopath.

54. The Shawshank Redemption [R]

I don't trust those people who say it's overrated.

You gotta get out of my head man, using the same image and phrases.

53. Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Subspace Emissary (Co-op w/ Shibuya)

If you have fond memories of this one, maybe don't go back and replay it; it's kinda dogshit to play. Other than the cutscenes World of Light actually clears this.

52. Sonic Colours (Wii) [R]

This game is really fun when you skip all the cutscenes.

51. Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I (Wii)

I'm glad Dimps doesn't make Sonic games anymore.

50. Project Hail Mary (2026)

Had the privilege of going into an IMAX screening knowing *nothing* about this; no trailers, no plot details, and I'm so glad.

It's hard to make me cry at a movie (I think only like.. 5 have ever managed it) and this had me sobbing THRICE.

49. Jumper (2008)

They really tried to make you think teleporting was the coolest possible superpower anyone could get, but my only real take-away was that someone on the team really wanted to fuck the Sphynx in Egypt.

48. Umamusume Cinderella Gray: 2nd Cour

These horses are collecting race-track injuries like fucking infinity stones.

47. Super Mario Bros. Remastered

I wish Nintendo was still cool enough to make remasters of their old games with QoL features like this. The closest we've gotten in the last 6 years is 3D World.

46. An Extremely Goofy Movie

There is nothing "goofy" about committing domestic terrorism on the track, Bradley.

45. The Talented Mr. Ripley

F*gmerican Psycho

44. Ted (Season 2)

I'm convinced that Seth MacFarlane is the funniest guy on television right now but only because he sold his soul to a crossroads demon and he has to keep making Family Guy as penance.

43. Ted (Season 1)

The killer is still at large.

42. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

the giraffe tries to kill himself because he thinks he fumbled the hippo.
also a pensioner is alex's virgil.

41. The Jungle Book (2016)

I'd argue this is the absolute peak of the live action Disney remakes (which doesn't say a lot, really.)

There's some charm here and an attempt at an actual movie, unlike their try at The Lion King.

40. Pokemon Omega Ruby

Omega Ruby starts off really strong but slowly gets more and more tedious as you go. Honestly feels like they just gave up on designing routes and towns by the end of the game.

39. Balls of Fury

It's alright, which is more than I was expecting from a crude comedy from the mid-to-late 2000s. Got a couple of laughs from me, even if its depiction of Asian cultures is... questionable.

38. Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Glad that Hollywood finally started to realize "oh shit, the monsters are what people are here for!" and started to shift into having cool fights and aura moments for them. Shame we still have to have the mandated military propaganda and human family drama though.

37. Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003)

The Grievous fans deserve an apology with tears from George Lucas after how he was handled in Episode III, god damn.

36. The Matrix [R]

So to simulate a 'peak' of human civilization and where they're most likely to thrive and be happy, they recreated just before 9/11?

What did they mean by this?

35. Pokemon HeartGold

Nah, this wasn't for me. It expects you to grind *far* too much and battling feels far too slow for that to be an enjoyable process. Even if we had the Exp Share from Gen 6 onwards this'd feel like a slog.